1. Soar to new heights of Sexy Comedy with My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)!
  2. Journey into Mystery (read: The South) and I'll give you 29 Reasons to Run (2006)!
  3. Something Old, Something White, Something Borrowed... Something New (2006)!
  4. It's either watch Epic Movie
    (2007)
    or Pick another Movie.
  5. Don't bother with another Living Dead Night... instead, spend a Night at the Museum
    (2006)

  6. Jump, Scream, Twist, Shout and YAWN with Ghost Rider (2007)
  7. Merry Christmas everybody! Look, I know it's March, but it's time for A Christmas Story (2007)
  8. Let the Winter of Wit RISE AGAIN with Re-Animator
    (1985)

  9. Bore your way into Borat (2006)... it's not a Bore... Is Niiice!
  10. Drive In, Cool Out, Rise Again and Sleaze-It-Up... only in... THE Grindhouse (2007)!
  11. Well I'll be damned if I haven't lost almost all direction and taste by including in the Winter of Wit Friday the 13th part VI: Jason Lives
    (1986)
    !
  12. Dude... How could I finish this thang without a little Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright? Uh... Oh, yeah, Grindhouse... Well, here's Hot Fuzz (2007) anyway!!
  13. Did you think this was over? NO! Time for Spider-Man 3 (2007)! Fear it!
  14. Let the Threequels conquoe the Winter of Wit with Shrek The Third (2007)!
  15. Humor, Action, Excitement... The Threequels ROCK the Winter of Wit with Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (2007)!