Well, from what I understand Harry gets picked on
in spite of the fact that half the crowd thinks
he's the Messiah, there's a huge contest he
almost doesn't win, but pulls off at the last second.
Meanwhile there is a new Defense against the Dark
Arts teacher and there's a dark, menacing, monster
controlling MADMAN pulling everyone's strings
behind the scenes... then at the last second it's
revealed that the whole time said svengali was
actually LORD VOLDEMORT the whole time! YES!
How do I know this? BECAUSE IT WAS THE PLOT OF
EVERY DAMNED HARRY POTTER BOOK SO FAR!
"Why... Why, it's LORD VOLDEMORT!", screamed Harry!
"I can't believe it!"
"No need to believe it...
I am here, trapped the whole time in Ron's rat Scabbers!
"Well, here's a magic potion thinly referred to in
book three that I just remembered...
now I throw it on you and!"
"Oh, what a world, what a world, I melting!
Foiled by a little boy!"
"What goes on here Mister Potter?",
said Dumbledore amid the ash, screams and smoke.
"Dude, you look different, Dumbledore!", gasped Harry at his
professor's lack of Richard Harris looks!
Dumbledore sighed... "Get out of here kid, you bother me!"