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Category

Kneumsi Rating

Summary

Madhouse (1981)
Movie 2.5 Stars Madness... takes its toll... As do Lullabies!
Mafia, una legge che non perdona (1980)
Movie 2 Stars If you can't take THE HEAT... stay out of the MAFIA!
Malevolence (2004)
Movie 2 Stars It's like TCM... only it's not any good!
A Man Called Horse (1970)
Movie 4 Stars Get ready to dance with a wolf, Dumbledore's gone Native!
Man from Deep River (1972)
Movie 2 Stars Attack of the Western Fish Man! (Or... a man called Fish)
The Manchurian Candidate (2004)
Movie 4 Stars Not as good as the original... but good!
Manhunter (1986)
Movie 2.5 Stars A vapid, dated adaptation of Red Dragon!
Maniac (1980)
Movie 2 Stars Blood, gore, gore, blood, mannequins, mom, blood, gore, gore blood!
Mardi Gras Massacre (1978)
Movie Dog! How does one follow up Fat Wednesday through Monday???
El Mariachi (1992)
Movie 3.5 Stars Low budget but great Musician against Mob actioner!
Marty (1955)
Movie 4 Stars Proves Fat ugly men (like me) can find love too!
Massacre in Dinosaur Valley (1985)
Movie Dog! When Beautiful Models find themselves Stranded in a Prehistoric Wasteland...
The Matador (2005)
Movie 3 Stars Capering Criminals, Sad Salesmen in bars and LOTS of Bull!
Match Point (2005)
Movie 4 Stars Here's a match for you... Woody Allen and the Suspense Thriller!
Matchstick Men (2003)
Movie 4 Stars Con Man's fairy tale with a Frenzy twist!
The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
Movie 4.5 Stars Now this is a Sci-Fi movie!
The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
Movie 4 Stars Neo redefines that which is possible!
Meatballs and Spaghetti (1982)
TV Cartoon 3 Stars Forgotten gem of a silly cartoon show!
Memoirs of a Geisha (2005)
Movie 3.5 Stars One of the most beautiful movies ever made.
Meshuggah Live (05.03.03)
Music Concert 4 Stars Ultra-Heavy triple bill... one of the best EVER!
The Messengers (2007)
Movie 3 Stars Where the Sunflowers of EVIL grow!
Metallica: Some Kind of Monster (2004)
Movie 3.5 Stars Good if undisciplined heavy metal documentary!
Meteora by Linkin Park (2003)
Music 3 Stars Linkin Park releases Hybrid Theory II!
Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers (2004)
Movie 4 Stars Alexandre Dumas' surprising lost novel!
Mighty Joe Young (1949)
Movie 4 Stars The Great Screen Hero in his Original Glory!
Mindhunters (2004)
Movie 2.5 Stars I get the "Hunters" part, but...
Miracle (2004)
Movie 4 Stars Kurt Russell as the Triumphant USA Hockey Coach!
Miss Potter (2006)
Movie 4 Stars Peter Rabbit and his Friend's Friends!
The Mist (2007)
Movie 3 Stars Count me in, because I've been MIST!
The Mist - The Novella Cut (2008)
Movie 3.5 Stars And in the end, it's all just a walk in the clouds!
Moon Child (2003)
Movie 3 Stars Japanese Vampire Gangsters... Oh my!
Morgane et ses Nymphes (1971)
Movie 3 Stars French Lesbians in a Harem from Beyond the Grave!!!
Most látszom most nem látszom (2005)
Movie 5 Stars I'm The Boy... Who Can Enjoy... INVISIBILITY!!!
Mrs. Henderson Presents (2005)
Movie 5 Stars Comedy, Drama... NUDITY!
Murderball (2005)
Movie 4 Stars Nobody gets murdered! The other part...
The Mummy (1932)
Movie 3.5 Stars I got my bandages to keep ME warm!!!
Munich (2005)
Movie 4.5 Stars Spielberg's account of the aftermath of the 1972 Munich Massacre!
Mutant (1984)
Movie 2 Stars Mutation or Zombification? Who cares!
My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)
Movie 3.5 Stars She's got a body of steel, looks like Uma and
re-defines the "Mile High Club"...
and she got DUMPED?
The Neville Brothers Live 11.3.04
Music Concert 4 Stars Cyril, Aaron, Art, Charlie and even Ivan!
New Model Army Live 11.23.03
Music Concert 4 Stars Slade the Leveler has STILL got it!!!
The New World (2005)
Movie 3 Stars Expansive, beautifully photographed, yet somehow still lacking.
The New York Ripper (1982)
Movie DOG! Donald the Ripper in a lame, misogynistic Fulci Flick!
Night at the Museum (2006)
Movie 3.5 Stars Wait... Somethin' Moved!
Night of the Bloody Apes (1969)
Movie Dog! Ape Faced Serial Rapist Terrorizes Mexico!
Night of the Demon (1980)
Movie Dog! Not Another Bigfoot Movie!
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
Movie 4 Stars The original Formula beats the band!
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
Movie 2.5 Stars Somewhat mediocre remake of a good movie!
Night School (1981)
Movie 2 Stars Terror Eyes and learning who Dies!
Night Warning (1983)
Movie 2 Stars Warning: Nightmares!
Night Watch (2004)
Movie 4 Stars Who Watches the Watchmen... at night?
Nightmare City (1983)
Movie Dog Zombie Terrorist jerks I hate.
Nightmare in a Damaged Brain (1981)
Movie 2.5 Stars Hi, Dad... What's with the Blood Splash?
A Nightmare On Elm Street (2006/ 1984)
Movie 3 Stars The 2006 NCM Two Day Showing
With "Freddy's Best Kills".
North Country (2005)
Movie 3 Stars Serious, but hard to take Seriously... except for the Acting!
Nosferatu (1922)
Movie 4.5 Stars For the First Time the Vampire walks Among Us!
Nosferatu (1979)
Movie 3.5 Stars Terrifying and Stylistic Classic Remake!
Number One By Pist-On (1997)
Music 4.5 Stars Inventive Metal that doesn't get it's due! Damn it!
The Office episode 1.01 "Pilot" (3/24/05)
TV 2 Stars Unwise and unneeded American Remake of our Favorite Britcom!
Oldboy (2003)
Movie 4 Stars Ultraviolent Ultracool Ultramovie! (The Ultra Second in the Revenge Trilogy!)
The Omen (1976)
Movie 4.5 Stars Birthmark of the Antichrist... and a HELL of a film!
Omen II: Damien (1978)
Movie 3.5 Stars The day will come when all shall know him. He doesn't know him yet!
Omen III: The Final Conflict (1980)
Movie 3 Stars Everyone knows him as the Mellodramatic Messiah!
Omen IV: The Awakening (1991)
TV Movie DOG There will come a Reckoning for this one!
The Omen (2006)
Movie 2 Stars An Omen among Bad Horror Remakes
Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)
Movie 3.5 Stars Great until the last act. A bloody near miss!
Ong-bak: Muay Thai Warrior (2003)
Movie 3.5 Stars A Martially Artistic Movie.
Open Water (2003)
Movie 2.5 Stars The best Shark movie since Jaws? Nah! That was Jaws 2!
The Order (2003)
Movie 3.5 Stars Interesting Catholic Horror film; good in spite of flaws!
Otogiriso (AKA St. John's Wort) (2001)
Movie 2.5 Stars So So Japanese Video Game Tie-In.
Over the Hedge (2006)
Movie 4 Stars Food, Folks and Fun!
Palindromes (2004)
Movie 3 Stars Disturbing no matter which way you spell it!
Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
Movie 5 Stars No one should face the underworld alone!
Paradise Now (2005)
Movie 4 Stars A suprising and engrossing look at the West Bank from across the fence.
The Passion of the Christ (2004)
Movie 5 Stars Mel Gibson's Triumph on the last of Christ's Life!
Paycheck (2003)
Movie 3.5 Stars One more reason to really, really like Dick!
The Peacekeepers (2005)
Movie 4.5 Stars UN Documentary reviewed by the Lovely and Talented Lynelle Lund
(soon to be a Superman Costar!)
Phantasm (1979)
Movie 2.5 Stars Blood, Scares... Cheese.
The Phantom of the Opera (1925)
Movie 5 Stars Lon Chaney, and his One in a Thousand Face!
Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera (2004)
Movie 4.5 Stars Against all odds, a Theatre Classic stuns on the screen!
The Pianist (2002)
Movie 4.5 Stars Moving sad tale of hope and struggle in WW2 Poland!
Pieces of April (2003)
Movie 4 Stars Funny film about Thanksgiving gone horribly wrong!
Pink Floyd: Laser Spectacular (7/21/05)
Music Show 4 Stars A concert Without the Band... but with one hell of a visual effect!
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
Movie 4.5 Stars Revitalizing Pirate movie featuring a Gay Johnny Depp!
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Movie 4 Stars The Chest that Launched a thousand ships... Okay, maybe four, but whoa!
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
Movie 3.5 Stars Can you survive the Maelstrom... of Calypso?
Pixies Live (10/23/2004)
Music Concert 4.5 Stars A wave of mutilation!
Planet of the Apes (2001)
Movie 2 Stars Inferior remake that should be Euthanized!
Point Break (1991)
Movie 5 Stars The greatest movie ever made!
Possession (1981)
Movie 3 Stars Eight Arms to Hold You!
Predator 2 (1990)
Movie 2 Stars This sequel lacks the originality!
Pride & Prejudice (2005)
Movie 4.5 Stars Classy, romantic, smart, witty... HOTTER THAN THE SUN'S CORE!
Prisoner of the Cannibal God (1978)
Movie 2 Stars Journey into the Jungles of Terror and watch Ursula Undress!
The Producers (2005)
Movie 4 Stars It's never felt so good to feel so wrong.
The Professor and the Madman by Simon Winchester (1998)
Book 4.5 Stars Fascinating nonfiction about the OED. Not to be missed!
Prom Night (2008)
Movie 2 Stars Ever put a Corsage on and accidently prick yourself? This is worse!
The Proper Care and Feeding of an American Messiah (2006)
Movie 4.5 Stars A Brilliant Mockumentary from a truly Independent Spirit!
Psycho (1960)
Movie 5 Stars The Master of Suspense's Masterpiece!
Psycho II (1983)
Movie 3.5 Stars It's not the original, but what could be?
The Punisher (2004)
Movie 3 Stars Marvel's Revenge Master on Film (again).
Punk-O-Rama Volume 8 (2003)
Music Compillation 4 Stars Best priced good CD in history, I'd wager!
Ratatouille (2007)
Movie 5 Stars Can you smell what the RAT is cookin'?
Ravenous (1999)
Movie 5 Stars Can you smell what the WENDIGO is cookin'? (Hint... it's you.)
The Realm of Never: Moratorium (2001)
TV Episode 4 Stars Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of... uh... who knows?!
Reazione a catena (1971)
Movie 3 Stars Take your Bloodbath in the Bay of Blood!
Re-Animator (1985)
Movie 3 Stars Naked, Angry Zombies on Parade... Heads Will Roll!
Red Dragon by Thomas Harris (1982)
Novel 4 Stars Freaky Complex and almost there for Hannibal Lecter!
Red Dragon (2002)
Movie 3.5 Stars A good adaptation, but Hollywood still reigns it in!
Red Eye (2005)
Movie 3.5 Stars This one will simply "Cill" you!
Red Princess Blues Animated: The Book of Violenec (2007)
Movie 3.5 Stars You'll never know what hit you till you're covered in RED!
Reign of Fire (2002)
Movie 3.5 Stars Post-Apocalyptic Dragons on Earth... doesn't suck!