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Movie |
4 Stars |
Horror film for suburban sycophants (like me)! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Nothing's gonna change the Beatles! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
An Unofficial Entry into a Series of Rip Offs?
That's not a good thing, Homer! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
INCREDIB-LY BAD! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Like any given Fashion Model... Hot, but dumb! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Malcolm spys again! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
So much went in to creating so very little. |
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TV |
4.5 Stars |
Syd's back... new wigs, new kicks, new outfits... new direction! |
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Movie |
5 Stars |
The Sci-Fi/ Horror Classic now with Restored Scenes! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
Yes, there really is an Alien 2... but there shouldn't be! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
If you rip it off REAL fast it will hurt less! Not. |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Clash of the Space Monsters! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Rehash of the Space Monsters! |
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TV |
2.5 Stars |
It's just like Family Guy... just not as good. |
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Novel |
3.5 Stars |
A Black, Black, Black, Black, Black Comedy! |
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Book |
3 Stars |
Scary as Hell if you want to believe! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
The Movie with the HOUSE that Watches you BACK! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
It's really not that bad. |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Three Dimensions of Cheese! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
From the 21 Grams folks, an excellent Drama unfolds! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
The stupidest movie I've ever loved! |
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TV Movie |
3 Stars |
Sensationalized Biopic about sensationalized biopics! |
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TV Episode |
4 Stars |
Angel joins W & H... because Lila said so! |
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TV Episode |
3.5 Stars |
Angel adjusts to W & H, with a new addition! |
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TV Episode |
3.5 Stars |
Spike Horks Angel up but good! |
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TV Episode |
4 Stars |
Is Angel Angelus, or has he become something worse? |
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TV Episode |
4.5 Stars |
The end of an Era! The Vampire Drama closes (for now)! |
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DVD Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Andy and Larry's 9 companion pieces to The Matrix hit and miss! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Beach Bum with the Grunge Look wants to Eat you.
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Short Film |
4.5 Stars |
Don't be afraid... come inside! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Apocalypse... Later! |
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Movie |
5 Stars |
Conrad's Heart of Darkness set in Vietnam! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Sci-Fi and Comedy Collide in this crack-up short! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Sometimes we live on faith if that's all we have. |
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Music |
4 Stars |
KMFDM's Comeback is worth the wait (and its weight in gold)! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Something to keep you up at night?
Well, one of you! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
I KNOW NOTHING! I SEE NOTHING! |
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Music Concert |
3.5 Stars |
Pushing 50, still hot as the 80s! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Kung Pao, enter the Beef! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Travolta and Jackson Sail the Seas of Cheese in a predictable Mystery! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Predictable, horrible but NAKED AS ORGANIC FRUIT! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
Batman Rogues Gallery, now featuring Joel Schumacher! What a Debacle! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
The Dark Knight Strikes Back and resurrects a Franchise! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Hey, kids... no fighting in School! |
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TV Miniseries |
3.5 Stars |
The Cylons are back, but now they're made of Silicon! |
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TV Series |
4 Stars |
Smart, Sexy and well Paced. I wanted to hate it... but I couldn't! |
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TV Series |
3.5 Stars |
We're kept guessing... because it appears that the writers are still guessing too! |
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TV Series |
3.5 Stars |
Now, wait just a Centon!
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TV Series |
3 Stars |
An Episode without Helo is a Wasted Episode!
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TV Movie |
2.5 Stars |
A Bunch of TV Stars in a TV Movie doing a bunch of TV Things!
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Rural America in a Blue State!
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Book |
3.5 Stars |
Remember Squid Head from Star Wars? He's got a Big Bubba! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
A new definition of Torture! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
This Dog's no Vapor! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
An important movie. Look, Listen and Learn.
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Music Concert |
4 Stars |
Hell is for Children, but that one spot on the rail by the ramp at HOBA... that's ours!
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Movie |
2 Stars |
It doesn't make it beyond silliness. |
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Movie |
5 Stars |
The Best Movie of 2003! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
The Big Indie in the Small Pond! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Revenge of Thanksgiving Dinner!! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
Revenge of Thanksgiving TURKEY!!! |
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Music Concert |
3 Stars |
Frank Black is KING... Kentucky Prophet... not so much! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Slay Belles! Actually don't... Jerk! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
This one's snowed in! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Cool and underrated mixed Science Fiction bag! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
There's a Hole here all right. A BIG hole!!! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Third Time's an Anathema! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
One more reason not to get Lost in the Woods! |
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Movie |
DOG! |
Herschell and the nauseating TECHNICOLOR Sleaze Boat. |
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Movie |
DOG! |
Vaguely suggestive topless "Lesbians" in a Troma Flick. Eh. |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Beutiful Spanish Lesbian Vampires in an Irish Folk Tale!
Could there BE a more perfect idea? |
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Movie |
Dog |
Deformed Slasher in Halloween Mask terrorizes Campus. Yeah, so? |
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Movie |
Dog |
Slasher in Hockey Mask Terrorizes Summer Camp. Been there. Done that. |
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Movie |
Dog |
Slasher in Shatner Mask Terrorizes Summer Camp. Been there. Done that. |
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Movie |
Dog! |
When you're this High, you'll eat anything!!!
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
When the Governor hired that hooker, it wasn't a blow OUT he asked for. But that's what he got! |
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Music Concert |
4 Stars |
Might I say, the HOOK brought us back?
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
When will we be having the sex?
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Have Breakfast... Stay for a while... but don't put him in a cartoon!!! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Horror, Sci-Fi, Longing and Beauty when the Monster demands a Mate! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Welcome to the High School Detective Story for Adults! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
A dignified, yet tense Love Story! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
One Hell of an Indie Short! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Terry Grimm with more ups and downs than a Merry-Go-Round Horsey! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
We get it, Brian, we get it, you like Hitchcock!!! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Watch those hands, Masher... Who cares if I'm dead? |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Seven Years of BAAAAAAD LUCK!! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
A Mirror Image!! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Matt Damon's amnesiac hero drives a mini cooper and spanks Chris Cooper! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Matt Damon's amnesiac Retreads everything he CAN remember! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
Strangely Familiar Post-Apocalyptic Margi vehicle! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Bruce Campbell & Ossie Davis in JFK and Elvis Versus the Mummy! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Swanson lays the groundwork for something much better! |
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TV Episode | 3.5 Stars |
More slayers than you can shake a Mr. Pointy at! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Is the King Bee Buzzin' round your Hive?! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
A Maniac stalks Familiar Campers in an Unfamiliar Thriller!!! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Ashton Kutcher time travels past That Seventies Show! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
You'll want to Catch it... but try not to! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Je ne sais pas! Il est un peut des Bizarre! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
The 2007 Christmas Turkey must be stopped! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
Cannibals... Don't Fear the FEROX! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Ghouls: Cold as the Winter of Weird, Funny as Indie and Spring! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Dawn of the Video Nasties! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
Who is this Superhero? Marcos the Butcher? COULD BE-EE! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
Cannibal Terrible... |
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Movie |
5 Stars |
Ever since he was a child, folks have thought they had him pegged,
because of the way he was, the way he talked.
And they were always wrong. |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
White Knuckles, even when you know what's coming! |
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Movie |
5 Stars |
I've been to Daytona, but I've Never Been to ME! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Know when to hold 'em! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Hanks and DiCaprio in a Crazy Crime Caper! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Descend into Careful Horror! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Branaugh as Woody Allen makes me vomit! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Meat Sellers in a bleak Cellar... and the wind cries Stacey! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
You'll eat it up! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Silly Family Fun... Why not? |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
The cutest thing this side of FARMington Hills. |
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Movie |
Dog! |
I got your Christmas Turkey Danglin'! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Before South Park, The Simpsons or Family guy... there was... me! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
The classic becomes an Epic! Recommended! |
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Alphabetical Listing of Reviews (A to L)!