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About Schmidt (2002)
Movie 4 Stars Horror film for suburban sycophants (like me)!
Across the Universe (2007)
Movie 4 Stars Nothing's gonna change the Beatles!
Adam & Evil (2004)
Movie Dog! An Unofficial Entry into a Series of Rip Offs?
That's not a good thing, Homer!
Adventures of Hercules (1985)
Movie Dog! INCREDIB-LY BAD!
After the Sunset (2004)
Movie 2.5 Stars Like any given Fashion Model... Hot, but dumb!
Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004)
Movie 3.5 Stars Malcolm spys again!
Alexander (2004)
Movie 2.5 Stars So much went in to creating so very little.
ALIAS: Authorized Personnel Only, Parts 1 and 2 (01/05/2005)
TV 4.5 Stars Syd's back... new wigs, new kicks, new outfits... new direction!
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
Movie 4 Stars Fall back to UNDERLAND!
Alien: The Director's Cut (2003/ 1979)
Movie 5 Stars The Sci-Fi/ Horror Classic now with Restored Scenes!
Aliens (1986)
Movie 4.5 Stars The BATTLE of LV-426!
Alien 2 Sulla Terra (1980)
Movie Dog! Yes, there really is an Alien 2... but there shouldn't be!
Alien Contamination (1980)
Movie Dog! If you rip it off REAL fast it will hurt less! Not.
Alien Versus Predator (2004)
Movie 3.5 Stars Clash of the Space Monsters!
AVPR: Aliens Versus Predator - Requiem (2007)
Movie 2 Stars Rehash of the Space Monsters!
L'Altro Inferno (1980)
Movie Dog! Bruno is CONDEMNED... to the OTHER HELL!
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
Movie 3.5 Stars Webb's Web is Emma-Licious!
American Dad (2/6/05)
TV 2.5 Stars It's just like Family Guy... just not as good.
American Psycho (1991)
Novel 3.5 Stars A Black, Black, Black, Black, Black Comedy!
The Amityville Horror by Jay Anson (1977)
Book 3 Stars Scary as Hell if you want to believe!
The Amityville Horror (1979)
Movie 2 Stars The Movie with the HOUSE that Watches you BACK!
The Amityville Horror (2005)
Movie 2 Stars Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
Amityville II: The Possession (1982)
Movie 2 Stars It's really not that bad.
Amityville 3-D (1983)
Movie 2 Stars Three Dimensions of Cheese!
Amityville: The Evil Escapes (1989)
Movie 2.5 Stars The Californian Horror!!!
The Amityville Curse (1990)
Movie DOG! The WRONG movie about the WRONG house!
Amores Perros (2000)
Movie 4.5 Stars From the 21 Grams folks, an excellent Drama unfolds!
Anchorman (2004)
Movie 3.5 Stars The stupidest movie I've ever loved!
And Starring Pancho Villa as Himself (2003)
TV Movie 3 Stars Sensationalized Biopic about sensationalized biopics!
Angel (season Finale 2003)
TV Episode 4 Stars Angel joins W & H... because Lila said so!
Angel (season opener 2003)
TV Episode 3.5 Stars Angel adjusts to W & H, with a new addition!
Angel "Just Rewards" (2003)
TV Episode 3.5 Stars Spike Horks Angel up but good!
Angel "Power Play" (2004)
TV Episode 4 Stars Is Angel Angelus, or has he become something worse?
Angel "Not Fade Away" {Series Finale} (2004)
TV Episode 4.5 Stars The end of an Era! The Vampire Drama closes (for now)!
The Animatrix (2003)
DVD Movie 3.5 Stars Andy and Larry's 9 companion pieces to The Matrix hit and miss!
Antropophagus (1980)
Movie 2 Stars Beach Bum with the Grunge Look wants to Eat you.
Apartment 206 (2004)
Short Film 4.5 Stars Don't be afraid... come inside!
Apocalypse domani (1980)
Movie 2 Stars Apocalypse... Later!
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Movie 5 Stars Conrad's Heart of Darkness set in Vietnam!
Artie Saves the Hood (2005)
Movie 2.5 Stars Sci-Fi and Comedy Collide in this crack-up short!
The Aryan Couple (2005)
Movie 4.5 Stars Sometimes we live on faith if that's all we have.
ATTAK by KMFDM
Music 4 Stars KMFDM's Comeback is worth the wait (and its weight in gold)!
Audrey Rose (1977)
Movie 2.5 Stars Something to keep you up at night?
Well, one of you!
Auto Focus (2002)
Movie 3 Stars I KNOW NOTHING! I SEE NOTHING!
Avatar (2009)
Movie 4.5 Stars How to Obtain Unobtanium, without getting BLUE!
Avengers (2012)
Movie 4.5 Stars Assembly of the Superheroes!
Awaken the Dead (2007)
Movie 3 Stars The Dead Walk Again. But enough about the Government!
The Bangles Live at Long Beach Pride (05/17/2008)
Music Concert 3.5 Stars Pushing 50, still hot as the 80s!
Barnyard (2006)
Movie 3.5 Stars Kung Pao, enter the Beef!
Basic (2003)
Movie 2 Stars Travolta and Jackson Sail the Seas of Cheese in a predictable Mystery!
Basic Instinct 2(2006)
Movie 2 Stars Predictable, horrible but NAKED AS ORGANIC FRUIT!
Batman & Robin (1997)
Movie Dog! Batman Rogues Gallery, now featuring Joel Schumacher! What a Debacle!
Batman Begins (2005)
Movie 4 Stars The Dark Knight Strikes Back and resurrects a Franchise!
Battle Royale (2000)
Movie 4 Stars Hey, kids... no fighting in School!
Battlestar Galactica (2003)
TV Miniseries 3.5 Stars The Cylons are back, but now they're made of Silicon!
Battlestar Galactica: "33" and "Water" (2005)
TV Series 4 Stars Smart, Sexy and well Paced. I wanted to hate it... but I couldn't!
Battlestar Galactica: "Scattered" (7/15/05)
TV Series 3.5 Stars We're kept guessing... because it appears that the writers are still guessing too!
Battlestar Galactica: "Valley of Darkness" (7/22/05)
TV Series 3.5 Stars Now, wait just a Centon!
Battlestar Galactica: "Fragged" (7/29/05)
TV Series 3 Stars An Episode without Helo is a Wasted Episode!
Bay Coven (1987)
TV Movie 2.5 Stars A Bunch of TV Stars in a TV Movie doing a bunch of TV Things!
Baystate Blues (2007)
Movie 3.5 Stars Rural America in a Blue State!
Beast by Peter Benchley (1991)
Book 3.5 Stars Remember Squid Head from Star Wars? He's got a Big Bubba!
The Beast From 20.000 Fathoms (1953)
Movie 3.5 Stars An Ancient Monster awakens and goes to Coney Island! Wouldn't YOU?
The Beast in Heat (1977)
Movie Dog! A new definition of Torture!
Begleiter (2006)
Movie 4 Stars This Dog's no Vapor!
Behind Forgotten Eyes (2007)
Movie 4.5 Stars An important movie. Look, Listen and Learn.
Pat Benatar Live with Lennon (07/13/07)
Music Concert 4 Stars Hell is for Children, but that one spot on the rail by the ramp at HOBA... that's ours!
The Beyond (1981)
Movie 2 Stars It doesn't make it beyond silliness.
Big Fish (2003)
Movie 5 Stars The Best Movie of 2003!
Big Fish In Middlesex (2006)
Movie 3 Stars The Big Indie in the Small Pond!
The Birds (1963)
Movie 4 Stars Revenge of Thanksgiving Dinner!!
The Birds II: Land's End (1994)
Movie Dog! Revenge of Thanksgiving TURKEY!!!
Frank Black Live (11/19/06)
Music Concert 3 Stars Frank Black is KING... Kentucky Prophet... not so much!
Black Christmas (1974)
Movie 3 Stars Slay Belles! Actually don't... Jerk!
Black Christmas (2006)
Movie Dog! This one's snowed in!
The Black Hole (1979)
Movie 3 Stars Cool and underrated mixed Science Fiction bag!
The Black Hole (2006)
Movie 2 Stars There's a Hole here all right. A BIG hole!!!
Black Swan (2010)
Movie 4 Stars Lose yourself in the part!
Blade Trinity (2004)
Movie 2 Stars Third Time's an Anathema!
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Movie 2.5 Stars One more reason not to get Lost in the Woods!
Blood Feast (1963)
Movie DOG! Herschell and the nauseating TECHNICOLOR Sleaze Boat.
Blood Mania (1970)
Movie 2 Stars! Greedo Strips First!
Blood Sisters of Lesbian Sin (1997)
Movie DOG! Vaguely suggestive topless "Lesbians" in a Troma Flick. Eh.
The Blood Spattered Bride (1972)
Movie 3 Stars Beutiful Spanish Lesbian Vampires in an Irish Folk Tale!
Could there BE a more perfect idea?
Bloody Moon (1981)
Movie Dog Deformed Slasher in Halloween Mask terrorizes Campus. Yeah, so?
Bloody Murder (2000)
Movie Dog Slasher in Hockey Mask Terrorizes Summer Camp. Been there. Done that.
Bloody Murder 2 (2003)
Movie Dog Slasher in Shatner Mask Terrorizes Summer Camp. Been there. Done that.
Bloodeaters (1980)
Movie Dog! When you're this High, you'll eat anything!!!
Blow Out (1981)
Movie 3.5 Stars When the Governor hired that hooker, it wasn't a blow OUT he asked for. But that's what he got!
Blue Vinyl (2002)
Movie 3 Stars Bluer than Vinyl was her siding.
Blues Traveler Live with Samantha Stollenwerk (07/07/07)
Music Concert 4 Stars Might I say, the HOOK brought us back?
Bolt (2008)
Movie 4 Stars Bark at the Bolt!
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
Movie 3.5 Stars When will we be having the sex?
Bottle Shock (2008)
Movie 4 Stars I'm poppin' your cork!
A Boy and his Dog (1975)
Movie 3 Stars The FUTURE sucks... but at least ROVER loves you!
Breakfast with Hunter (2003)
Movie 3.5 Stars Have Breakfast... Stay for a while... but don't put him in a cartoon!!!
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
Movie 4.5 Stars Horror, Sci-Fi, Longing and Beauty when the Monster demands a Mate!
Brick (2005)
Movie 3.5 Stars Welcome to the High School Detective Story for Adults!
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Movie 4.5 Stars A dignified, yet tense Love Story!
Broken (2005)
Movie 4 Stars One Hell of an Indie Short!
The Brothers Grimm (2005)
Movie 3.5 Stars Terry Grimm with more ups and downs than a Merry-Go-Round Horsey!
Body Double (1984)
Movie 3 Stars We get it, Brian, we get it, you like Hitchcock!!!
The Body Snatcher (1945)
Movie 4.5 Stars Watch those hands, Masher... Who cares if I'm dead?
The Boogeyman (1980)
Movie 2.5 Stars Seven Years of BAAAAAAD LUCK!!
The Boogeyman II (1983)
Movie Dog! A Mirror Image!!
The Bourne Identity (2002)
Movie 3.5 Stars Matt Damon's amnesiac hero drives a mini cooper and spanks Chris Cooper!
The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
Movie 3 Stars Matt Damon's amnesiac Retreads everything he CAN remember!
Bowlin' Alley (2008)
Movie 3 Stars STRIKE OUT! But in Bowling, that's good.
Bronx Executioner (1989)
Movie Dog! Strangely Familiar Post-Apocalyptic Margi vehicle!
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
Movie 4 Stars Bruce Campbell & Ossie Davis in JFK and Elvis Versus the Mummy!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
Movie 3 Stars Swanson lays the groundwork for something much better!
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Series Finale (2003)
TV Episode 3.5 Stars More slayers than you can shake a Mr. Pointy at!
Bug (2006)
Movie 3.5 Stars Is the King Bee Buzzin' round your Hive?!
The Burning (1981)
Movie 2.5 Stars A Maniac stalks Familiar Campers in an Unfamiliar Thriller!!!
The Butterfly Effect (2004)
Movie 3.5 Stars Ashton Kutcher time travels past That Seventies Show!
Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride: Hunter S. Thompson on Film (2006)
Movie 3.5 Stars He's got a ticket to ri-ide and he's watchin' a film!
Cabin Fever (2002)
Movie 3 Stars You'll want to Catch it... but try not to!
[CachÚ] (2005)
Movie 4 Stars Je ne sais pas! Il est un peut des Bizarre!
Caesar and Otto meet Dracula's Lawyer (2010)
Movie 4 Stars Damn it, you guys!
Can't Stop the Music (1980)
Movie Dog! The 2007 Christmas Turkey must be stopped!
Cannibal Ferox (1981)
Movie Dog! Cannibals... Don't Fear the FEROX!
Cannibal Flesh Riot (2006)
Movie 4 Stars Ghouls: Cold as the Winter of Weird, Funny as Indie and Spring!
Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
Movie 2.5 Stars Dawn of the Video Nasties!
Cannibal Man (1972)
Movie Dog! Who is this Superhero? Marcos the Butcher? COULD BE-EE!
Cannibal Terror (1981)
Movie Dog! Cannibal Terrible...
Capote (2005)
Movie 5 Stars Ever since he was a child, folks have thought they had him pegged,
because of the way he was, the way he talked.
And they were always wrong.
Carrie (1976)
Movie 4 Stars White Knuckles, even when you know what's coming!
The Car (1977)
Movie 3 Stars Stand and Face... the BEASTMOBILE!
Cars (2006)
Movie 5 Stars I've been to Daytona, but I've Never Been to ME!
La Casa 3 (1988)
Movie Dog! Not even the HAMs can survive... THE GHOSTHOUSE!!!
La Casa 4 (1988)
Movie Dog! Blair, Hoff and the DEVIL!
La Casa 5 (1990)
Movie Dog! In every way, a TOTAL Short Sale!
Casa de mi Padre (2012)
Movie 3 Stars Satire En Espaniol!
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Movie 4.5 Stars Keeping the Comics PURE... Novel idea!
Casino Royale (2006)
Movie 4 Stars Know when to hold 'em!
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Movie 4 Stars Hanks and DiCaprio in a Crazy Crime Caper!
The Cave (2005)
Movie 2.5 Stars Descend into Careful Horror!
Celebrity (1998)
Movie 2 Stars Branaugh as Woody Allen makes me vomit!
The Cellar (2006)
Movie 3 Stars Meat Sellers in a bleak Cellar... and the wind cries Stacey!
Changing the Game (2012)
Movie 4 Stars A TRUE game changer!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
Movie 4.5 Stars You'll eat it up!
Cheaper by the Dozen (2003)
Movie 3 Stars Silly Family Fun... Why not?
Chicken Little (2005)
Movie 3 Stars The cutest thing this side of FARMington Hills.
Christmas Evil (1980)
Movie Dog! I got your Christmas Turkey Danglin'!
A Christmas Story (1983)
Movie 4.5 Stars Before South Park, The Simpsons or Family guy... there was... me!
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)
Movie 4.5 Stars The classic becomes an Epic! Recommended!
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010)
Movie 3.5 Stars Heroic Quests and Monsters of Fantasy!
The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
Movie 3 Stars Silly Sci-Fi Fun... Why not?
Cinderella Man (2005)
Movie 4 Stars I don't remember Cinderella kicking this much ass!
City of the Living Dead (1980)
Movie 2 Stars I wonder what the Mayor of this berg looks like!
Clean Freak (2008)
Movie 4 Stars Germophobes UNITE!
Click (2006)
Movie 3 Stars It might turn you OFF!
A Clockwork Orange By Anthony Burgess (1962)
BOOK 4 Stars So what exactly is a "clockwork orange?"
Cloverfield (2008)
Movie 4 Stars The Slug that Ate New York!
Cold Mountain (2003)
Movie 4 Stars Cold Mountain... Hot and Cold...
Coldspot (2008)
Movie 3.5 Stars Coldspotting Artie in the Forbidden Zone!
Collateral (2004)
Movie 3.5 Stars Jamie Foxx proves he's a Real Star... Again!
Conan the Barbarian (2011)
Movie 3 Stars CIMMERIAN CHEESE!
Confusions of an Unmarried Couple (2007)
Movie 3.5 Stars Dan... Lisa... What's for Lunch?
Constantine (2005)
Movie 3 Stars Another take on a Constant Theme.
The Constant Gardener (2005)
Movie 4.5 Stars Acting great, story rocks, DRUG COMPANIES BAD, BAD!
The Cooler (2003)
Movie 3.5 Stars Well-Acted Fairy Tale about Luck and Love!
Cop Out (2010)
Movie 3 Stars A couple of DICKS!
Corpse Bride (2005)
Movie 4 Stars This is what Alice Cooper was talking about when he sang "I Love the Dead!" At least, I hope so!
Corpses (2004)
Movie Dog! To Celebrate the Holidays, here's my TURKEY!
Corpses Are Forever (2003)
Movie Dog! This movie is JUST AWFUL! I kid you NOT! It Must Die!
The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen (2002)
Novel 5 Stars The best novel so far this Century!
Cowboy Smoke (2008)
Movie 3.5 Stars A Western that Never goes SOUTH!
Crash (2005)
Movie 4 Stars Twisted, beaded, braided Adult Fairy Tale of Chance, Fate, Darkness and Light!
The Crazies (2010)
Movie 3.5 Stars Strange Neighbors!
Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)
Movie 3.5 Stars The Universal Monster that swam UNDER THE SONAR!
Creature from the Haunted Sea (1961)
Movie 2.5 Stars The Corman Monster that swam Over the Rainbow!
Crimson (2007)
Movie 2 Stars Beautiful Strung Out Nurses versus the Viral Dead
Crossing the Bridge (1992)
Movie Dog! Offensively bad coming of age enema!
Cry_Wolf (2005)
Movie 2.5 Stars Imperfect, but easy to love Suspense Thriller...
Cube (1997)
Movie 4 Stars Psychological Sci-Fi/ Horror at its independent best!
Cube 2: Hypercube (2002)
Movie 4 Stars Faster Psychological Sci-Fi/ Horror With More Intensity!
Cursed (2005)
Movie 2.5 Stars Cute Christina in a Wolf version of Scream!
Cyn (2007)
Movie 3.5 Stars Watch out for this ONE DEADLY CYN!
The Damned Live (11/11/06)
Music Concert 4 Stars Alone Again or... have you seen the Damned?
The Dark Knight (2008)
Movie 3.5 Stars Legends of the Dork Joker!
The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
Movie 3 Stars Bane Vs. Bale!
Dark Star (1974)
Movie 3.5 Stars When Smart Bombs become Smartass Bombs!
Dark Water (2005)
Movie 2.5 Stars A character driven, yet dull, retread of Ringu!
Dawin's Nightmare (2004)
Movie 4.5 Stars Something's Fishy in the Big Lake.
Dawn of the Dead (AKA Zombi) (1978)
Movie 3.5 Stars Incredible Horror Titan that taught the rest!
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Movie 2.5 Stars a few good ideas are diamonds in this Rough Rough!
The Day After Tomorrow (2004)
Movie 2.5 Stars Really Silly disaster movie as realistic as Peter Pan!
Day of the Dead (1985)
Movie 3 Stars After the Night, beyond the Dawn, came the Day... and soon it spread across the Land!
Day of the Dead (2008)
Movie 2 Stars Another decayed remake, this time with a surprising cast.
Day of the Woman (1978)
Movie 2 Stars Endless violation.
Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
Movie 4 Stars Welcome to Earth, Have some BULLETS!
Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)
Movie 3 Stars I come in Peace... Now DIE!
Dead Alive (1992)
Movie 3 Stars Cheesy Silly Fun Zombie Schlock from Peter Jackson
Dead & Breakfast (2004)
Movie 3 Stars It's a Dead Man's Party... who could ask for more?
Dead & Buried (1981)
Movie 3 Stars The Dead get Back In Shape, with the Jack Albertson Workout!
Dead Birds (2004)
Movie 3.5 Stars Uncivil Horror with a strange backdrop... and title!
Dead of Night (1974)
Movie 3 Stars The night HE awoke from the DEATHDREAM!
Dead Silence (2007)
Movie 3 Stars Aw, come on, that's the BOOZE talkin'!
Dead Silence: The Perfect Cut (2008)
Movie 3 Stars Aw, come on, that's the FANS talkin'!
Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill (2004)
Movie 2 Stars Dumb Zombie film, that I'm damned glad I watched. Ha Ha Ha!
The Deer Hunter (1978)
Movie 4.5 Stars Aw, c'mon... YOU didn't get a Deer???
Deftones by Deftones (2003)
Music 4 Stars More inventive than your average Metal Band!
Delirium (1979)
Movie Dog! Delirious, impotent Nammers in Missouri! What a great synopsis!
Demoni (1985)
Movie 3 Stars Somehow the annoying people in theatres don't bother me as much!
Depeche Mode Touring the Angel: Live in Milan (09/25/2006)
Music Concert 4 Stars Big Screen Cocnerts gets it right... the Audience didn't.
Deranged (1974)
Movie 3.5 Stars I've got you... under my skin!!!
The Descent (2005)
Movie 3.5 Stars Never let them see you CAVE IN!
Desperado (1995)
Movie 3.5 Stars Violent modern western sequel to El Mariachi
Desperate Housewives: Pilot (10/3/04)
Movie 4 Stars A Base Hit for ABC... Now can they make it home?
Desperate Housewives: Season Finale: "One Wonderful Day" (5/22/05)
Movie 4.5 Stars Yep, they're doing it! A hit show worth watching!
The Devil Hunter (1980)
Movie DOG! Isn't Cannibal Sex illegal in most counties?
The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
Movie 3.5 Stars Um... does the Devil Wear Skechers?
The Devil's Advocate (1997)
Movie 3.5 Stars Fun and Creepy, but not the best!
The Devil's Rain (1975)
Movie Dog Great cast, so-so film, no frights, unintentional laughs, I need a drink!
George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead (2007)
Movie 3.5 Stars Shooting the DEAD is worth a SHOT!
Die Another Day (2002)
Movie 3 Stars James Bond has seen better "days" than this one!
Die Hard (1988)
Movie 4.5 Stars Name: John McClane. Occupation: SUPERCOP!
Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
Movie 3.5 Stars It's your basic happy Christmas movie with... with Mercenaries and Death crap.
Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995)
Movie 4 Stars Hot Town, Summer in the City... it's about to Boom!
Doctor Dolittle 2 (2001)
Movie 3 Stars Eddie Murphy and a hundred fluffies versus the Mob!
D.O.D: Dead On Delivery (2008)
Movie 3 Stars Is the Mysterious Stranger's Delivery Dead On?
Doctor Who: Rise of the Cybermen (05/13/06)
Movie 3.5 Stars Now there's a Collective you need to RUN FROM!!!
Doctor Who: The Age of Steel (05/20/06)
Movie 4 Stars Resistance is Useless!
Dog Soldiers (2002)
Movie 3.5 Stars Whose afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Little Red Riding Kilt!
Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005)
Movie 4 Stars The prequel we wanted!
Domino (2005)
Movie 2 Stars My name is Domino. I am a bad movie.
Donnie Darko: The Director's Cut (2004/ 2001)
Movie 5 Stars The Surreal Cult Classic gets even better!
Don't Answer The Phone (1980)
Movie Dog! Hang up on this one!
Don't Go In The House (1980)
Movie Dog! Do I really even have to tell you not to go this time?
Don't Go In The Woods (1982)
Movie Dog! Don't go in the woods... that's where Bears go, you animal!
Don't Go Near The Park (1981)
Movie Dog! Don't Even Bother Going Near The Park!!!
Don't Look in the Basement (1973)
Movie 2.5 Stars A "Don't" film that actually adds up to a "Do."
The Dorm that Dripped Blood (1982)
Movie 2 Stars Pranks don't stop over Holiday Break!
Dracula (1931)
Movie 4 Stars Come into my Parlor, said the spider to the fly, I have a little something here.
Drßcula (1931)
Movie 3.5 Stars The Spanish Version is a Classic Too!
Dragon Wars: D-War (2007)
Movie Dog! Giant Cobras, Ancient Prophecies and one stupid movie!
Dredd (2012)
Movie 4.5 Stars Karl Urban Is Judge Dredd!
The Driller Killer (1979)
Movie Dog! And this is DRILLER! Dril-Ler Night...
Dune By Frank Herbert(1965)
Book 4.5 Stars Excellent religious Sci-Fi novel!
Dune (1984)
Movie 2 Stars Vapid adaptation of Dune more style than substance.
Dune (2000)
TV Mini Series 3.5 Stars Fairly accurate but somewhat dull Dune adaptation!
Eaten Alive (1977)
Movie 2 Stars I think... it's supper... TIME!
8 Mile (2002)
Movie 3 Stars Eminem stars as Eminem in a Movie you've already seen!
Enders Game by Orson Scott Card (1985)
Book 4 Stars Intelligent Sci-Fi about gifted youngsters.
Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room (2005)
Movie 4 Stars THIEVES! THIEVES AND LIARS!
The Entity (1981/ 1893)
Movie 4 Stars Talk about Ungracious House Guests!!!
Epic Movie (2007)
Movie 2 Stars Hardy-Har-Har... NOT!
The Evil Dead (1981)
Movie 4 Stars Still the ultimate experience in... ah, you know!
Evilspeak (1981)
Movie 2 Stars THE COMPUTERROR IS COMPUTERRIFYING! Oh... Runtime Error.
The Executioner, part II (1984)
Movie DOG! Another lame Sequel without Prequels is the 2008 Thanksgiving Turkey!
eXistenZ (1999)
Movie 3 Stars Cronenberg's adventure through a Video Game!
The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005)
Movie 3.5 Stars Emily Rose is out standing in her field. Then she lays down in it!
The Exorcist (1973)
Movie 5 Stars The Legendary Spanking of the Devil!!!
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
Movie DOG! Well, we made history... LET'S MESS IT UP!!!
The Exorcist III (1990)
Movie 3.5 Stars Call us Legion... for we are... three.
Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)
Movie 3 Stars A few good ideas mixed in with a bunch of crappy ones makes this a half empty glass.
The Expendables (2010)
Movie 2.5 Stars Training Issue. Slap!
Extra Pulp (2006)
Movie 2.5 Stars When Chick Gangs clash with Cheap Gameshows the Blood hits the Fan!
Faces of Death (1978)
Movie 2 Stars Document of Death. Sort of.
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Movie 4 Stars A Must-See Documentary that's bound to raise some Ire!
Falling Angel by William Hjortsberg (1978)
Book 4 Stars Thrilling multi-genre mystery of the best pedigree!
The Fantastic Four (1994)
Movie 2 Stars The BAD movie they DON'T want you to see!
Fantastic Four (2005)
Movie 3 Stars Fantastic Jessica, and a Fantastical Plot make this Foursome a Mixed bag!
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
Movie 3 Stars Silver Surfing with Alba and Lowe... how bad could it be???
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
Movie 3.5 Stars I'm Diggin' for FIRE!
Farscape (1999 - 2003)
TV Series 5 Stars Possibly the best TV Show ever made!
Farscape: House of Cards (2001) by Keith R. A. DeCandido
Book 3.5 Stars Rygel Loses Moya in a Duplicitous Card Game!
Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars Part One (2004)
TV Miniseries 5 Stars The Best Two Hours I've ever spent in front of a TV!
Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars Part Two (2004)
TV Miniseries 5 Stars Make that the Best FOUR Hours I've ever spent in front of a TV!
Fatal Justice (1993)
Movie Dog Horrible cheapie with one great actor!
Feast (2005)
Movie 3.5 Stars SINK YOUR TEETH INTO GULAGER!
FeardotCom (2002)
Movie 2 Stars Unofficial, unauthorized, uninteresting remake of The Ring
FeFe Dobson by FeFe Dobson (2003)
Music 3.5 Stars Canada's newest Rock Star is worth her Rock Salt!
Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk (1996)
Book 4.5 Stars Palahniuk's Novel is even better than the film!
Fight For Your Life (1977)
Movie 2.5 Stars How far can you be pushed before you snap?
Final Cut: The Making and Unmaking of 'Heaven's Gate' (2004)
Movie 4.5 Stars The Making of a Film, the Unmaking of a Studio!
Final Destination (2000)
Movie 3.5 Stars A Killer Movie... that might come back and Kill you again!
Final Destination 2 (2003)
Movie 2.5 Stars Irresistably charming sequel... not great, but fun to watch!
Final Destination 3 (2006)
Movie 3 Stars It's a thrill ride for the emotions... the brain can take a break!
Final Destination 5 (2011)
Movie 2.5 Stars I'll take the FIFTH!
The Final Executioner (1984)
Movie Dog It wasn't final. Should've been!
The Final Patient (2005)
Movie 3 Stars Haunted Butterscotch! That's the plan!
Finding Nemo (2003)
Movie 5 Stars (!) If Pixar needs a Kidney, I'll give it one!
Finding Neverland (2004)
Movie 4.5 Stars All it takes is Pixie Dust!
The Flight of the Phoenix (1965)
Movie 4 Stars The Crash! The Rise from the Ashes! The WOW!
Flesh For Frankenstein (1973)
Movie 2 Stars Frankenstein... Gall Bladders... Liver... Guts... Nasty!
Flesh For The Beast (2003)
Movie 2 Stars Sort of like Blood For The Muse... 'cept different!
Flightplan (2005)
Movie 2.5 Stars This Flightplan should have stayed on the Tarmac!
The Fog of War (2003)
Movie 5 Stars A Painful and Pained journey of an old War Horse!
Foghat Live (02/26/04)
Music Concert 3 Stars It's Foghat in Concert! What else do you need to Know?
Forbidden Planet (1956)
Movie 4 Stars The Monster of the Id never Forbids!
Forgotten (2004)
Movie 2.5 Stars Forget what you've seen and it might be okay!
Fortress of Amerikkka (1989)
Movie DOG! Up All Night? You'll wish you weren't.
Peter Frampton Live (06/04/04)
Music Concert 4.5 Stars Peter Frampton is incredible Live! STILL!
Frankenstein (1910)
Movie 4.5 Stars Born and Lost no More
Frankenstein (1931)
Movie 4 Stars It's ALIVE! And will NEVER die!
Frankenstein (2011)
Movie 4.5 Stars Creature and Creator, Staged and Enraged!
Frankenstein Meets The Space Monster (1965)
Movie DOG!!! Toxic Avenger vs. Deformed Wookiee!
Freddy Versus Jason (2003)
Movie 3 Stars Two Horror Titans in a blood fest for fans!
Free Lisl - Fear and Loathing in Denver (2006)
Movie 4 Stars Hunter Says... Let her go, man!
Freeway (1996)
Movie Dog! It ain't cool bein' no Jive Turkey this close to Thanksgiving!
Frenzy (1972)
Movie 4.5 Stars A Serial Killer is inexorably TIED to his victims.
Friday Night Lights (2004)
Movie 2.5 Stars Good story, good actors, bad director!
Friday The 13th: The Orphan (1979)
Movie 2 Stars Before the FIRST... there was... This.
Friday The 13th (1980)
Movie 3 Stars The first, and most shocking, of the Killer Thriller Chillers!
Friday The 13th Part 2 (1981)
Movie 2 Stars Almost a complete retread... But fans should love it!
Friday The 13th Part III (1982)
Movie 3 Stars Third Time, Third Dimension!
Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
Movie 2.5 Stars Fourth time... out of a fuckload more. Final indeed!
Friday The 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)
Movie 2.5 Stars Hey, Tommy! Who's your friend?
Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
Movie 2.5 Stars Hokey Hickey Hockey Honkey Zombie Jason in the Land of the Campy Camp!
Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)
Movie 3 Stars Jason Vs. Carrie!
Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
Movie 2 Stars Jason Takes a Singles Cruise!
Friday The 13th (2009)
Movie 2.5 Stars All Horse Hockey ('cept the nudity)!
Fright Night (1985)
Movie 3.5 Stars Night Frightmare!
Frozen Scream (1975)
Movie Dog! It would take all Tony Chachare has to offer to spice this one up!
The Funhouse (1981)
Movie 2.5 Stars This Time the Funhouse rides THROUGH YOU!
The Fury (1978)
Movie 3 Stars Government versus Psychic, versus Psychic versus Dad!
Gangs of New York (2002)
Movie 4 Stars Great Period Piece about the Irish struggle!
The Ghastly Ones (1968)
Movie Dog! Victorian Nude York, Bunnies and Death! Dog.
Ghost Rider (2007)
Movie 2.5 Stars Speed Demon, Hell's Angel, Steamed Ham!
Ghoulies II (1988)
Movie DOG! Un-Famous Monsters of FUNLAND!
Gilligan's Planet (1982)
TV Cartoon 2.5 Stars Twisted take on the original Castaways.
Ginger Snaps (2000)
Movie 3.5 Stars Things get a little HAIRY around Puberty!
Ginger Snaps Back (2004)
Movie 3.5 Stars A Long Time ago in a Jawbone Far Far Away!
Give Our Regards to the Atomsmashers by Sean Howe (ed.)(2004)
Book 4 Stars Real Writers on Comic Books!
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Movie 2 Stars Bamboo Beating of a movie featuring Mike Myers loving Mike Myers!
Good Night, and Good Luck. (2005)
Movie 5 Stars An amazing (and responsible) dream project of a film unlike any other.
Grand Funk Railroad In Concert (10/2/04)
Music Concert 4 Stars Some Kind of Wonderful!
The Graveyard (2006)
Movie Dog! So we're calling direct remakes "Spin Offs" now?
That's not a good thing, Homer!
The Green Hornet (2011)
Movie 3 Stars For the Rich Kid who has Everything... a Vigilante Career!
Green Lantern (2011)
Movie 3 Stars Oa, by the way...
Grindhouse (2007)
Movie 4 Stars BACK TO BACK HIGH SPEED KNUCKLE DUSTING HORROR!
The Grudge (2004)
Movie 3 Stars A Japanese American Horror Mixed Bag!
Guerilla: The Taking of Patty Hearst (2004)
Movie 4 Stars Frightening, yet fascinating take of the SLA!
Halloween (1978)
Movie 4 Stars Artistically creepy Horror.
Halloween (2007)
Movie 2 Stars Uh, hey, Rob? How about a new album?
Halloween II (1981)
Movie 3.5 Stars Damned good Sequel. Makes the original look better!
Halloween II (2009)
Movie 2 Stars Throw in the Orange Towel, Rob!
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
Movie 2 Stars A Reason for a BITCH!
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
Movie 2.5 Stars "He likes it! Hey Mikey!"
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
Movie 2 Stars Now he's just slashin' for the Cash In!
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
Movie 2 Stars Uncle Mikey's got a THORN in his PAW!
Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later (1998)
Movie 2.5 Stars Michael Returns for the First Time (Forget the other Sequels)!
Halloween Resurrection (2002)
Movie 2 Stars Ending the Series on a Suck Tone!
Halloween Night (2006)
Movie 2 Stars Unoriginal, but no worse than some actual sequels!
Hamlet (1990)
Movie 4 Stars The Zeff-Meister edits the Bard to showcase Gibson!
The Happening (2008)
Movie 2.5 Stars A Modern Day of the Triffids... only not very interesting.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Movie 4 Stars Harry battles You Know Who (along with a swiss cheesed script).
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
Movie 4 Stars The Boy who Lived (with help) and He Who Must Not Be Named (with help) in battle again!
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (2009)
Movie 4 Stars Could this Mystery lead to... RIDDLE?
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
Movie 4 Stars Could the Boy who Lived ever truly DIE?
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
Movie 4 Stars Let's FINISH THIS!
The Haunted Mansion (2003)
Movie 3 Stars Funny in a doofus way, but great for Disney Fans!
Haute Tension (2003)
Movie 3.5 Stars French Rednecks, French Hotties, French Chainsaws, French Frenchiness, Frenchy France France and France!
Heaven's Gate (1980)
Movie 3 Stars Ballooning Budget, Sinking FAST!
Hell Of The Living Dead (1980)
Movie Dog Very bad, Very fun (in a bad way), and glorious in its nod to nudity!
Hellboy (2004)
Movie 3.5 Stars Mystical Comic Book adaptation goes Hollywood instead of Vatican!
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)
Movie 4 Stars Hollywood goes FANTASTICAL in this killer sequel
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)
Movie 2 Stars Pinhead gets Assimilated in Outer Space!
Hellraiser: Revelations (2011)
Movie Dog! And you thought it couldn't get worse!
Hercules (1983)
Movie Dog! A Herculean Hulk of Bad!
Hero at Large (1980)
Movie 3.5 Stars Captain Avenger Saves the City!
Highlander: The Final Dimension (1994)
Movie 2.5 Stars There can be only... Three so far... Plus the two TV Shows!
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
Movie 3 Stars The hills don't have brains... OR NUDITY!
A History of Violence (2005)
Movie 4 Stars What happens when the Family meets the FAMILY? Only Cronenberg knows for sure!
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)
Movie 3.5 Stars It this adaptation perfect? That would be Improbable!
The Holiday (2006)
Movie 3.5 Stars If you've got to see a Chick Movie...
Hollywood Homicide (2003)
Movie 3 Stars Weak attempt at Cop Buddy Comedy hit for Ford!
Hollywoodland (2006)
Movie 4 Stars Far beyond Biopic, Far beyond Mild Mannered!
Home on the Range (2004)
Movie 3.5 Stars The Silliest Movie you'll ever love!
Honey, I'm Home (2007)
Movie 4 Stars Dude, you... are... so... BUSTED!!!
Horrible Bosses (2011)
Movie 3.5 Stars Evil Supervisors from Before the Grave!
Horton Hears a Who (2008)
Movie 4 Stars I thought it was Horton Hears THE Who!!!
Hot Fuzz (2007)
Movie 4 Stars Car Chases, Explosions, Gun Fights... This is my kind of Comedy!!!
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
Movie 3.5 Stars Travel Back in time and SIMMER!!!
House (1986)
Movie 3 Stars Great Place! Too bad it's HAUNTED!
House II: The Second Story (1987)
Movie 3 Stars Another Great Place! Too bad it's still HAUNTED, too!
House III: The Horror Show (1989)
Movie 2.5 Stars It's not REALLY House III... nor is it a Shocker!
House M.D. (Pilot Episode) (11/16/2004)
TV Show 4 Stars Medical Investigations with a Curmudgeonly Hugh Laurie
House by the Cemetery (1981)
Movie Two Stars The basis for, and rip off of a lot of other flicks!
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Movie DOG! THIS? THIS is supposed to be Scary?
House of Sand and Fog (2003)
Movie 4.5 Stars Delightfully depressing!
House of Wax (2005)
Movie 2 Stars Derivative of everything except the original House of Wax!
House of Whipcord (1974)
Movie 2.5 Stars One thing's for sure... this isn't Cool Whip!
House on Straw Hill (1976)
Movie 3 Stars Can you EXPOSE... The STRAW WOMAN?!
House on the Edge of the Park (1980)
Movie 2 Stars Last Hess on the Wrong!!!
House Where Evil Dwells (1982)
Movie 2.5 Stars Primative "J-Horror", interesting story, silly execution!
Huff (Pilot Episode) (11/7/2004)
Television Show 3.5 Stars Chock full of good stuff... almost TOO FULL!
The Hulk (2003)
Movie 4 Stars Great adaptation of our favorite Jolly Green Giant!
Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)
Movie Dog! The Human Centipede SUCKS ASS!!!
Human Experiments (1980)
Movie Dog! Women in Prison face off with an Evil Doctor from San Diego!
The Hunger Games (2012)
Movie Four Stars! A Kick-Ass adaptation of an even MORE Kick-Ass book!
Hurricane on the Bayou (2006)
Movie 4 Stars New Orleans... will be New again!
Hustle & Flow (2005)
Movie 3.5 Stars Selfish pimp becomes selfish rapper on backs of prostitutes.
I Am Legend (1954)
Book 4.5 Stars Scientific Vampire Lore Feeding all the Rest!
I Am Legend (2007)
Movie 3.5 Stars Is there any escape from NEW YORK?
I Miss You, Hugs and Kisses (1978)
Movie 2 Stars A Video Nasty off the CANADIAN path!
I Spy (2002)
Movie 2 Stars Let's insult Cosby and Culp for money!
I Stand Alone (1998)
Movie 3.5 Stars See if YOU can stand it, alone or NOT!
I, Zombie (1998)
Movie DOG! A Crotch Rending big mistake of a Movie from Fangoria!
I Walked with a Zombie (1943)
Movie 3.5 Stars Classic Horror with Real (and Real Scary) Zombies!
The Ice Harvest (2005)
Movie 3 Stars Thrilling Black Comedy that just falls flat...
Identity (2003)
Movie 4 Stars Thrilling Mystery that just falls flat!
Igor (2008)
Movie 2.5 Stars It doesn't have an Evil Bone in its Body!
Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (1975)
Movie DOG! Ilsa, Crapy Movie of the Subgenre!
Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks (1976)
Movie DOG! Same Trash, Different Continent!!!
Ilsa, The Wicked Warden (1977)
Movie DOG! Ilsa Goes Bananas!
In The Flesh (1998)
Movie 2.5 Stars He's Gay, he's a Cop... this should be a SITCOM!
Inception (2010)
Movie 4 Stars DREAM OF THE FLOOD!
The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Movie 4 Stars Make him Angry... be GREEN with Envy!
The Incredibles (2004)
Movie 5 Stars Fantastic! (Notice I didn't Say "Incredible"!)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
Movie 4 Stars Thrills, Derring Do... and most of all... CHILLS!
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
Movie 3.5 Stars At the GOLDEN MOUNTAINS... of MADNESS!
Inferno (1980)
Movie 3.5 Stars The second mother brings you to HELL!
Inside Man (2006)
Movie 4.5 Stars Acting, Directing, Writing... SAFE CRACKING!
Insidious (2010)
Movie 3.5 Stars The Feel of FEAR in the FURTHER!
The Invisible Man (1933)
Movie 3.5 Stars Dude... we can see you when you do that!
Iron Man (2008)
Movie 4 Stars Shell Head shows his heart in his first Live Action incarnation.
Iron Man 2 (2010)
Movie 3.5 Stars The Gold Long Johns are back... and not alone!
Island of Death (1975)
Movie Dog! Explicit Sex, Despicable Murder... you'd better run, KID!
IT! The Terror from Beyond Space (1958)
Movie 3 Stars Who Done IT?!
The Jacket (2005)
Movie 4 Stars An insane Marine uses a straight jacket to Travel through Time!
Etta James Live (2003)
Music Concert 4.5 Stars Wonderful Triple Billed blues, Jazz and Rock Show!
Etta James Live (09/17/06)
Music Concert 4.5 Stars Two Sets, Three Sheets to the Wind.
Loose Lips Sink Chips.
Jarhead (2005)
Movie 4 Stars A completely sane Marine uses Swofford's well-told stories to Unravel "the Suck"!
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
Movie Dog! Well, that sucked! At least there won't be any more!
Jason X (2001)
Movie 2 Stars Voorhees in Space... So much for that "Final" Friday, huh?!
Jaws by Peter Benchley (1974)
Novel 3.5 Stars You hire a Shark Expert and he sleeps with your wife! Damn!
Jaws (1975)
Movie 4.5 Stars Bring Your Chums to a great Horror Flick!
Jaws 2 (1978)
Movie 3.5 Stars Sink your teeth into a good sequel!
Jaws 3D (1981)
Movie 2 Stars The Third Dimension was ONE TOO MANY!
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Movie DOG! This shark not only BITES... he SUCKS!
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Movie 4 Stars Kevin Smith's Laugh Fest and the end... for now!
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
Movie 2 Stars The best kind of Bad Horror Movie!
Jekyll & Hyde: The Musical (2001)
Musical 3.5 Stars Who knew this would be any good... but it is!
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts Live (06/06/04)
Music Concert 4 Stars One of the Best Live Performers EVER!
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts Live (11/08/06)
Music Concert 4 Stars She just keeps gettin' better n' better!
Jo Jo Dancer, Your Life Is Calling (1986)
Movie 4.5 Stars Dramatic and funny take on the real Richard Pryor!
John Carter (2012)
Movie 3 Stars Martians - Four Arms to HOLD you!
Joyeux NoŰl (2005)
Movie 4.5 Stars A Christmas Movie unlike any other! It's got Bullets and Death and Shellings in it!
Julie & Julia (2009)
Movie 4.5 Stars How 'Bout Cookin' Somethin' Up with ME?!
Jumper (2008)
Movie 3 Stars Take a flying leap... across the pond(s)!
Junebug (2005)
Movie 4 Stars An uncommon comedy! It's funny, but it also makes you think!
Kandahar (2001)
Movie 3.5 Stars Sad and Realistic Exposure to Afghanistan!
Kansas Live in Long Beach (12/5/04)
Music Concert 4.5 stars More than just Dust in the Wind!
Kangaroo Jack (2003)
Movie 3 stars Unpretentious funny movie... try it!
Kick-Ass (2010)
Movie 3.5 stars Taking their Boots Off up the ASS of CRIME!
Kicking & Screaming (2005)
Movie 3 stars It's funny, but it's nothing new!
The Kids Are All Right (2010)
Movie 4 stars Dad's a Poppin'!
Kill Bill: Volume 1 (2003)
Movie 4.5 Stars Tarantino's first part of an excellent Revenge Drama!
Kill Bill: Volume 2 (2004)
Movie 4.5 Stars Tarantino's Conclusion to an excellent Revenge Drama!
Killer Nun (1978)
Movie Dog! Want Some? Get NUN!
King Arthur (2004)
Movie 3 Stars Knightley good, but King Arthur's disappointing!
King Kong (1933)
Movie 4.5 Stars The Original and Amazing Big Star of the Silver Screen!
King Kong (1976)
Movie 3 Stars The Brobdignagian Silverback is Back on the Silver Screen!
King Kong (2005)
Movie 4.5 Stars All creatures great and small... don't you know you're ridin' with the King?
King Kong Escapes (1967)
Movie 2 Stars King Kong never escapes the land of Queso!
King Kong Lives (1986)
Movie Dog Kong, the Bride of Kong and the Brood of Kong ham it up in this sleepy sequel!
King Kong Verus Godzilla (1962)
Movie 2 Stars This one doesn't even have to try to be funny! But it might have been nice if they had.
Kiru (1968)
Movie 4 Stars Whether you're entranced by the film, appreciative of the story or knocked out by the comedy,
Kill! is a Killer, if you can handle it!
Knightriders (1981)
Movie 3 Stars A shadowy flank into the dangerous world of Men in Tights.
Lady in the Water (2006)
Movie 2.5 Stars Worth seeing, but certainly not Sea Worthy!
George A. Romero's Land of the Dead (2005)
Movie 4 Stars Worth the 20 year Wait!
Land of the Minotaur (1976)
Movie DOG! Ch-ch-CHIA! Chia CHIMERA!
Larry & Burt's Gut Rot (2010)
Web Series 3.5 Stars! WATCH IT IN BAD HEALTH!
The Last House on the Left (1972)
Movie 2 Stars For Horror Buffs ONLY!
The Last House on the Left (2009)
Movie 2 Stars Four Horror Buffs ONLY watched this!
The Last Samurai (2003)
Movie 4 Stars Not the best, but not the worst!
Late Night Trains (1975)
Movie Dog! Been there, done that, seen it, did it. Damn!
The Lathe of Heaven (1980)
TV Movie 4.5 Stars Dream of the Future, change the past, reshape the present!
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)
Movie 4 Stars Fun and interesting Hollywood Take on Alan Moore.
The Legend of Hell House (1973)
Movie 4.5 Stars Aren't you a little SHORT for a House Haunter?
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
Movie 3 Stars Both Eventful and Unfortunate (by aaron pruitt at testsforge).
LÚon the Professional (1994)
Movie 4 Stars There is only one Leon... and he's the best!
Lethal Weapon (1987)
Movie 4.5 Stars The Definition of Action Film.
Jerry Lee Lewis Live (11/22/06)
Music Concert 4 Stars Jerry Lee Lewis... STILL the WILD ONE!!!
Limbo (2005)
Movie 5 Stars I can't tell you what it is, and I can't think of a reason to give it less than Five Stars!
Lifeforce (1985)
Movie 3 Stars On Earth EVERYONE can see you're NAKED!
Lisa, Lisa (1977)
Movie 2.5 Stars Lisa Lisa (AKA: AXE): A Video Nasty that's... Not so bad!
Live Free or Die Hard (2007)
Movie 4.5 Stars McClane... he never quits! Thank Heaven!
Living Dead at Manchester Morgue (1974)
Movie 3 Stars The Dead Walk, but the Crops are great this year!
The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)
Movie 3.5 Stars Cute fairy tale with real talent!
Lockout (2012)
Movie 2.5 Stars It's been done, man...
Logan's Run (1976)
Movie 3.5 Stars The Perfect World has a CATCH!!!
The Long Beach Blues Festival (Day One) 8/30/03
Music Concert 4 Stars 7 Hours of Blues and Booze! Daddy Like!
The Long Beach Blues Festival (Day Two) 9/5/04
Music Concert 4 Stars 7 MORE Hours of Blues and Booze! Daddy Still Like!
The Long Beach Blues Festival (Day Two) 9/4/05
Music Concert 4 Stars Look who ELSE is having 7 Hours of Blues and Booze ALSO! Daddy not reevaluating the "Like"!
The Long Beach Blues Festival (Day One) 9/2/06
Music Concert 4 Stars This time it was Fourteen Hours... And Michelle's wit spiced the show up!
The Long Beach Blues Festival (Day Two) 9/3/06
Music Concert 4 Stars The Final Se7en... Michelle Like!
Looney Tunes: Back In Action (2003)
Movie 3 Stars Silly and underrated WB Romp!
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Movie 4.5 Stars Excellent adaptation of an Excellent book!
The Losers (2010)
Movie 2.5 Stars Get Lucky!
Lost: Pilot (2004)
TV Series 5 Stars Good! Now don't drop the Ball!
Lost: Season Two Openers (8/21/05 - 8/28/05)
TV Series 5 Stars They didn't drop the ball... boy did they not!
Lost: (episode 2.07 "The Other 48 Days") (11/16/05)
TV Series 5 Stars Sdrawkcab Seog Tsol!
Lost: (episode 5.16 "The Incident") (05/13/2009)
TV Series 5 Stars Ille qui nos omnes servabit!!!
Lost: (episode 6.16 - 6.17 "The End") (05/23/2010)
TV Series 5 Stars Previously on LOST...
Lost in La Mancha (2002)
Movie 4.5 Stars Tragically Humorous documentary about the Unmaking of a Quixotic film!
Lost in Translation (2003)
Movie 4 Stars Well-Acted if Flat tale of Discovering Japan.
The Lost World (1925)
Movie 3.5 Stars The original Dino-Classic!
Love Bites (2001)
Movie 4 Stars I admit that Love Bites, but you'll love the teethmarks you sport after this!
Love Camp 7 (1969)
Movie Dog! Don't bother with this one... or even Love Camps 1 - 6!
LovecraCked: The Movie (2006)
Movie 3.5 Stars OH YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! I love it.
Lullibies to Paralyze by Queens of the Stone Age
Music 4.5 Stars All hail Josh Homme!
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