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Movie Reviews:
1910s, 1920s, 1930s, 1940s, 1950s, 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, 2000s, 2010s:

The 1910s:

Frankenstein (1910)

The 1920s:

Nosferatu (1922)

The Lost World (1925)

The Phantom of the Opera (1925)

The 1930s:

Dracula (1931)

Dracula [Spanish Version] (1931)

Frankenstein (1931)

The Mummy (1932)

King Kong (1933)

Friday the Thirteenth (1933)

The Invisible Man (1933)

Son Of Kong (1933)

Bride Of Frankenstein (1935)

The 1940s:

The Wolf Man (1941)

I Walked with a Zombie (1943)

The Body Snatcher (1945)

Rope (1948)

Mighty Joe Young (1949)

Stray Dog (1949)

The 1950s:

The Thing from Another World (1951)

The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)

The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms (1953)

The War of the Worlds (1953)

Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)

Dial 'M' for Murder (1954)

Marty (1955)

Forbidden Planet (1956)

Horror of Dracula (1958)

IT! The Terror from Beyond Space (1958)

Vertigo (1958)

Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)

The Mummy (1959)

Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959)

The 1960s:

The Virgin Spring (1960)

Psycho (1960)

Creature from the Haunted Sea (1961)

Kingu Kongu tai Gojira (1962)

The Birds (1963)

Blood Feast (1963)

The Haunting (1963)

Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964)

Planet of the Vampires (1965)

Frankenstein meets the Spacemonster (1965)

Repulsion (1965)

The Flight of the Phoenix (1965)

Kingukongu no gyakushu (1967)

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

Kiru (1968)

The Ghastly Ones (1968)

Night of the Living Dead (1968)

Night of the Bloody Apes (1969)

Love Camp 7 (1969)

The 1970s:

A Man Called Horse (1970)

Blood Mania (1970)

El Topo (1970)

Lady Frankenstein (1971)

The Girl Slaves of Morgana Le Fay (1971)

Vampyros Lesbos (1971)

Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971)

Reazione a catena (1971)

Pigs (1972)

Cannibal Man (1972)

Virgin Witch (1972)

Frenzy (1972)

Shogun Assassin 2: Lightning Swords of Death (1972)

Man from Deep River (1972)

The Last House on the Left (1972)

The Blood Spattered Bride (1972)

3 Dev Adam (1973)

The Legend of Hell House (1973)

The Wicker Man (1973)

Don't Look in the Basement (1973)

Flesh for Frankenstein (1973)

The Exorcist (1973)

Vampyres (1974)

Deranged (1974)

Zardoz (1974)

Blood for Dracula (1974)

Dark Star (1974)

House of Whipcord (1974)

Dead of Night (1974)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

Chi Sei? (1974)

Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (1974)

Black Christmas (1974)

Frozen Scream (1975)

Island of Death (1975)

Deep Red (1975)

Late Night Trains (1975)

Jaws (1975)

The Devil's Rain (1975)

Women Behind Bars (1975)

Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (1975)

La Maldición de la bestia (1975)

A Boy and his Dog (1975)

SS Experiment Camp (1976)

Snuff (1976)

The Witch who Came from the Sea (1976)

House on Straw Hill (1976)

Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks (1976)

Logan's Run (1976)

The Omen (1976)

Land of the Minotaur (1976)

Burnt Offerings (1976)

Carrie (1976)

King Kong (1976)

The Sentinel (1977)

Ilsa, the Wicked Warden (1977)

Last Orgy of the Third Reich (1977)

Last Cannibal World (1977)

The Car (1977)

Audrey Rose (1977)

Eaten Alive (1977)

Star Wars (1977)

Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)

Lisa Lisa [AKA: AXE] (1977)

La Bestia In Calore (1977)

Sisters of Death (1977)

Schock (1977)

Fight for your Life (1977)

The Toolbox Murders (1978)

The Fury (1978)

Prisoner of the Cannibal God (1978)

Mardi Gras Massacre (1978)

Damien: Omen II (1978)

Jaws 2 (1978)

Faces of Death (1978)

I Miss You, Hugs and Kisses (1978)

Dawn of the Dead (1978)

Halloween (1978)

I Spit on Your Grave (1978)

The Deer Hunter (1978)

Starcrash (1978)

Nosferatu (1979)

Phantasm (1979)

Mad Max (1979)

H.G. Wells' The Shape of Things to Come (1979)

The Driller Killer (1979)

Delirium (1979)

The Amityville Horror (1979)

Apocalypse Now (1979)

Zombi 2 (1979)

Friday the 13th: The Orphan (1979)

Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)

The Black Hole (1979)

The 1980s:

The Iron Hand of the Mafia (1980)

Human Experiments (1980)

Cannibal Holocaust (1980)

Hero at Large (1980)

Inferno (1980)

The Fog (1980)

Don't Answer the Phone (1980)

Don't Go In The House (1980)

Zombi Holocaust (1980)

Alien 2: On Earth (1980)

The Hearse (1980)

The Shining (1980)

Can't Stop the Music (1980)

Friday the 13th (1980)

Alien Contamination (1980)

Prom Night (1980)

Dressed to Kill (1980)

Apocalypse Domani (1980)

Antropophagus (1980)

City of the Living Dead (1980)

Bloodeaters (1980)

Terror Train (1980)

Christmas Evil (1980)

Night of the Demon (1980)

House on the Edge of the Park (1980)

The Boogeyman (1980)

Shogun Assassin (1980)

Hell of the Living Dead (1980)

Heaven's Gate (1980)

The Other Hell (1980)

The Devil Hunter (1980)

Nightmare City (1980)

Maniac (1980)

Cannibal Terror (1981)

The Entity (1981)

My Bloody Valentine (1981)

The Funhouse (1981)

Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)

Knightriders (1981)

There was a Little Girl (1981)

Cannibal Ferox (1981)

Night School (1981)

Don't Go Near The Park (1981)

The Beyond (1981)

Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)

Graduation Day (1981)

The Burning (1981)

Zombie Lake (1981)

Happy Birthday To Me (1981)

Possession (1981)

Dead & Buried (1981)

Blow Out (1981)

The House by the Cemetery (1981)

Evilspeak (1981)

Zombie 6: Monster Hunter (1981)

The Evil Dead (1981)

Nightmare in a Damaged Brain (1981)

Halloween II (1981)

Saturday the 14th (1981)

The Prowler (1981)

The New York Ripper (1982)

Parasite (1982)

The Dorm that Dripped Blood (1982)

Visiting Hours (1982)

The House Where Evil Dwells (1982)

Poltergeist (1982)

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)

The Thing (1982)

Raw Force (1982)

TRON (1982)

Unhinged (1982)

Don't go in the Woods (1982)

Friday the 13th Part 3-D (1982)

Amityville II: The Possession (1982)

The Slayer (1982)

Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

Tenebrae (1982)

Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann (1982)

Xtro (1983)

Night Warning (1983)

One Dark Night (1983)

Killer Nun (1983)

Psycho II (1983)

Superman III (1983)

Jaws 3-D (1983)

Yor, the Hunter from the Future (1983)

The Boogeyman II (1983)

Hercules (1983)

Amityville 3-D (1983)

A Christmas Story (1983)

Sleepaway Camp (1983)

The Final Executioner (1984)

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)

The Executioner, part II (1984)

Supergirl: The Movie (1984)

Mutant (1984)

Body Double (1984)

The Terminator (1984)

2010 (1984)

Dune (1984)

Phenomena (1985)

Friday The 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)

Future-Kill (1985)

Lifeforce (1985)

Day of the Dead (1985)

Fright Night (1985)

Massacre in Dinosaur Valley (1985)

Return of the Living Dead (1985)

Night of the Creeps (1985)

Adventures Of Hercules (1985)

Evils of the Night (1985)

The Quiet Earth (1985)

Demoni (1985)

Re-Animator (1985)

Troll (1986)

House (1986)

Jo Jo Dancer, Your Life is Calling (1986)

Star Crystal (1986)

Aliens (1986)

Friday the 13th part VI: Jason Lives (1986)

Manhunter (1986)

King Kong Lives (1986)

Lethal Weapon (1987)

Silent Night, Deadly Night part 2 (1987)

Time of the Apes (1987)

Predator (1987)

Zombie 5: Killing Birds (1987)

Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

Robocop (1987)

Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)

House II: The Second Story (1987)

Friday the 13th part VII: The New Blood (1988)

La Casa 3 (1988)

Die Hard (1988)

Mac and Me (1988)

Zombi 3 (1988)

Sodoma's Ghost (1988)

Ghoulies II (1988)

Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

Zombie 4: After Death (1988)

Robowar - Robot Da Guerra (1988)

La Casa 4 (1988)

Fortress of Amerikkka (1989)

House III: The Horror Show (1989)

Friday the 13th part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

Bronx Executioner (1989)

The 1990s:

The Amityville Curse (1990)

Die Hard 2 (1990)

La Casa 5 (1990)

The Exorcist III (1990)

Terminator II (1990)

Troll 2 (1990)

Night of the Living Dead (1990)

Predator 2 (1990)

Hamlet (1990)

Popcorn (1991)

The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

Point Break (1991)

The Story of Qiu Ju (1992)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

Crossing the Bridge (1992)

Dead Alive (1992)

El Mariachi (1992)

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

Fatal Justice (1993)

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)

The Fantastic Four (1994)

Shatter Dead (1994)

Leon - The Professional (1994)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)

Highlander: The Final Dimension (1994)

Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995)

Species (1995)

Desperado (1995)

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)

Freeway (1996)

Sling Blade (1996)

T2 3-D: Battle Across Time (1996)

Star Trek: First Contact (1996)

Scream (1996)

Blood Sisters of Lesbian Sin (1997)

Batman & Robin (1997)

U Turn (1997)

Cube (1997)

The Devil's Advocate (1997)

Scream 2 (1997)

Ringu (1998)

I, Zombie (1998)

Seul contre tous (1998)

Celebrity (1998)

The X Files: Fight the Future (1998)

Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later (1998)

In The Flesh (1998)

Virus (1999)

The Blair Witch Project (1999)

Swiri (1999)

Ravenous (1999)

eXistenZ (1999)

Ring Virus (1999)

The Haunting (1999)

Stir of Echoes (1999)

Wadd (1999)

Titus (1999)

The 2000s:

Scream 3 (2000)

Bruiser (2000)

Train Ride (2000)

Final Destination (2000)

Amores Perros (2000)

Bloody Murder (2000)

X-Men (2000)

Ginger Snaps (2000)

Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (2000)

Versus (2000)

Battle Royale (2000)

St. John's Wort (AKA Otogiriso) (2001)

Love Bites (2001)

Kandahar (2001)

Mulholland Drive (2001)

Y tu mama tambien (2001)

Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001)

Jason X (2001)

Planet of the Apes (2001)

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back! (2001)

Jeepers Creepers (2001)

Tales from the Crypt Presents: Ritual (2001)

Blue Vinyl (2002)

Lost In La Mancha (2002)

Sorority Boys (2002)

Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance (2002)

Dog Soldiers (2002)

The Pianist (2002)

The Bourne Identity (2002)

Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)

Reign of Fire (2002)

Halloween Resurrection (2002)

Stuart Little 2 (2002)

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

Cube 2: Hypercube (2002)

xXx (2002)

Returner (2002)

FeardotCom (2002)

8 Mile (2002)

Auto Focus (2002)

Cabin Fever (2002)

About Schmidt (2002)

Red Dragon (2002)

The Ring (2002)

The Third Society (2002)

I Spy (2002)

28 Days Later... (2002)

Spider (2002)

Die Another Day (James Bond 20) (2002)

Gangs of New York (2002)

Catch Me If You Can (2002)

Kangaroo Jack (2003)

The Cooler (2003)

Pieces of April (2003)

Ong-Bak: Muay Thai Warrior (2003)

Final Destination 2 (2003)

Bloody Murder 2: Closing Camp (2003)

Corpses Are Forever (2003)

Basic (2003)

Moon Child (2003)

House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

Identity (2003)

The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)

X2: X-Men United (2003)

The Matrix Reloaded (2003)

Finding Nemo (2003)

The Triplets of Belleville (2003)

The Fog of War (2003)

Wrong Turn (2003)

The Animatrix (2003)

Hollywood Homicide (2003)

The Hulk (2003)

Haute Tension (2003)

Breakfast With Hunter (2003)

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

This Girl's Life (2003)

Freddy Versus Jason (2003)

Lost in Translation (2003)

Undead (2003)

The Order (2003)

Wonderland (2003)

Matchstick Men (2003)

Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)

Underworld (2003)

Tokyo Godfathers (2003)

Flesh for the Beast (2003)

Kill Bill: Volume 1 (2003)

Zombie Night (2003)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Open Water (2003)

Alien: The Director's Cut (2003/ 1979)

The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)

21 Grams (2003)

Oldboy (2003)

The Haunted Mansion (2003)

The Last Samurai (2003)

Big Fish (2003)

Tomb Hackers (2003)

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

House of Sand and Fog (2003)

Cheaper by the Dozen (2003)

Cold Mountain (2003)

Paycheck (2003)

The Butterfly Effect (2004)

Miracle (2004)

Apartment 206 (2004)

The Passion of the Christ (2004)

Dead & Breakfast (2004)

Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004)

Taking Lives (2004)

Mindhunters (2004)

Hellboy (2004)

Home on the Range (2004)

Shaun of the Dead (2004)

Kill Bill Volume 2 (2004)

The Punisher (2004)

13 Going on 30 (2004)

Adam & Evil (2004)

Shrek 2 (2004)

The Day After Tomorrow (2004)

The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)

Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)

Night Watch (2004)

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

King Arthur (2004)

Anchorman (2004)

Ginger Snaps Back (2004)

Donnie Darko: The Director's Cut (2004/ 2001)

Metallica: Some Kind of Monster (2004)

The Manchurian Candidate (2004)

The Village (2004)

Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers (2004)

Collateral (2004)

Alien Versus Predator (2004)

Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)

Corpses (2004)

Darwin's Nightmare (2004)

Palindromes (2004)

Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)

THX 1138 (2004/ 1971)

Dead Birds (2004)

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004)

The Forgotten (2004)

Final Cut: The Making and Unmaking of 'Heaven's Gate'(2004)

Friday Night Lights (2004)

Team America: World Police (2004)

The Grudge (2004)

Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill (2004)

Les Revenants (2004)

The Incredibles (2004)

After the Sunset (2004)

The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie (2004)

Finding Neverland (2004)

Alexander (2004)

Guerilla: The Taking of Patty Hearst (2004)

Malevolence (2004)

Blade Trinity (2004)

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)

The Phantom of the Opera (2004)

Broken (2005)

Brick (2005)

Most látszom most nem látszom (2005)

Sophie Scholl - Die letzten Tage (2005)

Paradise Now (2005)

Constantine (2005)

Cursed (2005)

The Jacket (2005)

Sunnyvale (2005)

Rings (2005)

Robots (2005)

The Ring Two (2005)

Sin City (2005)

The Amityville Horror (2005)

Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room (2005)

Street Fight (2005)

The Peacekeepers (2005)
[written by guest reviewer Lynelle Lund]

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)

Crash (2005)

House of Wax (2005)

Match Point (2005)

Kicking & Screaming (2005)

[Cache] (2005)

Joyeux Noel (2005)

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)

Dominion: Prequel to The Exorcist (2005)

Cinderella Man (2005)

The Final Patient (2005)

Limbo (2005)

Batman Begins (2005)

George A. Romero's Land of the Dead (2005)

H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds (2005)

War of the Worlds (2005)

Dark Water (2005)

The Descent (2005)

Fantastic Four (2005)

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

Hustle & Flow (2005)

Murderball (2005)

Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (2005)

Junebug (2005)

The Skeleton Key (2005)

Tsotsi (2005)

Red Eye (2005)

Artie Saves the Hood (2005)

The Brothers Grimm (2005)

The Cave (2005)

The Constant Gardener (2005)

The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005)

Under Surveillance (2005)

Sunnyvale: Opie Gets Laid (2005)

Cry_Wolf (2005)

Venom (2005)

Shoot-Out (2005)

Flightplan (2005)

A History of Violence (2005)

Tim Burton's Corpse Bride (2005)

The Squid and the Whale (2005)

Capote (2005)

Serenity (2005)

Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)

Good Night, and Good Luck. (2005)

Feast (2005)

Domino (2005)

North Country (2005)

Sweet Land (2005)

Chicken Little (2005)

Jarhead (2005)

Pride & Prejudice (2005)

Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic (2005)

Zathura (2005)

When I Die (2005)

The Aryan Couple (2005)

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

Walk the Line (2005)

Ripley Under Ground (2005)

The Ice Harvest (2005)

Rent (2005)

Memoirs of a Geisha (2005)

Syriana (2005)

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

The Chronicles of Narnia:
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)

Mrs. Henderson Presents (2005)

King Kong (2005)

Munich (2005)

Transamerica (2005)

The New World (2005)

The Producers (2005)

The Matador (2005)

Underworld Evolution (2006)

29 Reasons to Run (2006)

Something New (2006)

Final Destination 3 (2006)

Extra Pulp (2006)

The Cellar (2006)

Big Fish In Middlesex (2006)

The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

V For Vendetta (2006)

Inside Man (2006)

When I Find Bin Laden (2006)

Basic Instinct 2 (2006)

Slither (2006)

Scary Movie 4 (2006)

10th & Wolf (2006)

The Proper Care & Feeding of an American Messiah (2006)

The Wanderer (2006)

Bug (2006)

Over the Hedge (2006)

X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)

Pan's Labyrinth (2006)

The Omen (2006)

Cars (2006)

Begleiter (2006)

Click (2006)

The Graveyard (2006)

Superman Returns (2006)

Superman Returns: An IMAX 3D Experience (2006)

The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

Lady in the Water (2006)

My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)

LovecraCked: The Movie (2006)

Hurricane on the Bayou (2006)

Barnyard (2006)

Snakes on a Train (2006)

Snakes on a Plane (2006)

The Wicker Man (2006)

Hollywoodland (2006)

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2006/ 1984)

Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride: Hunter S. Thompson on Film (2006)

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)

Stranger Than Fiction (2006)

Cannibal Flesh Riot (2006)

Free Lisl - Fear and Loathing in Denver (2006)

Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut (2006)

The Holiday (2006)

Night at the Museum (2006)

Black Christmas (2006)

Miss Potter (2006)

Primeval (2007)

Epic Movie (2007)

The Messengers (2007)

Hot Fuzz (2007)

Ghost Rider (2007)

Baystate Blues (2007)

Dead Silence (2007)

TMNT (2007)

Grindhouse (2007)

Confusions of an Unmarried Couple (2007)

Spider-Man 3 (2007)

Shrek the Third (2007)

Le Scaphandre et le papillon (2007)

Behind Forgotten Eyes (2007)

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)

10 MPH (2007)

Surf's Up (2007)

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)

Live Free or Die Hard (2007)

Ratatouille (2007)

Young At Heart (2007)

Transformers (2007)

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

The Simpsons Movie (2007)

Dragon Wars: D-War (2007)

The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)

Wormhole Chasers (2007)

Cyn (2007)

Honey, I'm Home (2007)

Halloween (2007)

Shoot 'Em Up (2007)

George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead (2007)

Across the Universe (2007)

Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)

Paranormal Activity (2007)

Saw IV (2007)

Awaken the Dead (2007)

The Mist (2007)

Red Princess Blues Animated: The Book of Violence (2007)

Trick 'r Treat (2007)

I Am Legend (2007)

Crimson (2007)

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)

AVPR: Aliens Vs Predator - Requiem (2007)

There Will Be Blood (2007)

Bowlin' Alley (2008)

Anvil! The Story of Anvil (2008)

Cloverfield (2008)

Jumper (2008)

D.O.D. (2008)

Clean Freak (2008)

Horton Hears a Who (2008)

Day of the Dead (2008)

The Mist - The Novella Cut (2008)

Prom Night (2008)

Iron Man (2008)

Speed Racer (2008)

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

The Happening (2008)

The Incredible Hulk (2008)

WALL*E (2008)

One Day Seminar (2008)

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)

The Dark Knight (2008)

The X Files: I Want To Believe (2008)

Cowboy Smoke (2008)

Bottle Shock (2008)

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008)

Coldspot (2008)

Lights Camera Dead (2008)

Igor (2008)

Saw V (2008)

Dead Silence: The Perfect Cut (2008)

Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008)

Quantum of Solace (2008)

Bolt (2008)

Punisher: War Zone (2008)

Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)

Tokyo Mater (2008)

The Spirit (2008)

My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009)

The Uninvited (2009)

Coraline (2009)

Friday the 13th (2009)

Night Before the Wedding (2009)

Watchmen (2009)

The Last House on the Left (2009)

Monsters Vs. Aliens (2009)

The Notorious Newman Brothers (2009)

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

Star Trek (2009)

Terminator Salvation (2009)

Drag Me to Hell (2009)

Up (2009)

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

Julie & Julia (2009)

District 9 (2009)

Inglourious Basterds (2009)

Halloween II (2009)

The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)

9 (2009)

Survival of the Dead (2009)

Surrogates (2009)

Zombieland (2009)

The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)

Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)

The Princess and the Frog (2009)

Avatar (2009)

Sherlock Holmes (2009)

The 2010s:

The Wolfman (2010)

Shutter Island (2010)

Cop Out (2010)

The Crazies (2010)

Alice in Wonderland (2010)

The Runaways (2010)

Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)

Kick-Ass (2010)

The Losers (2010)

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

Iron Man 2 (2010)

The Kids Are All Right (2010)

Toy Story 3 (2010)

Predators (2010)

Caesar and Otto meet Dracula's Lawyer (2010)

Inception (2010)

The Expendables (2010)

Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World (2010)

Machete (2010)

Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

Insidious (2010)

Secretariat (2010)

Waiting for Superman (2010)

Red (2010)

Megamind (2010)

Skyline (2010)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

Tangled (2010)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010)

TRON Legacy (2010)

Black Swan (2010)

The Green Hornet (2011)

The Roommate (2011)

Sanctum (2011)

Red Riding Hood (2011)

National Theatre Live: Frankenstein (2011)

Sucker Punch (2011)

Source Code (2011)

Scream 4 (2011)

Thor (2011)

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)

X-Men: First Class (2011)

Super 8 (2011)

Green Lantern (2011)

Cars 2 (2011)

Horrible Bosses (2011)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)

Final Destination 5 (2011)

Conan the Barbarian (2011)

The Thing (2011)

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace 3D (2012/ 1999)

John Carter (2012)

Casa de mi Padre (2012)

The Hunger Games (2012)

Lockout (2012)

The Avengers (2012)

Changing the Game (2012)

Men in Black III (2012)

Prometheus (2012)

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

Dredd (2012)

The Perfect Candidate (2012)

Skyfall (2012)

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Television Reviews:

Star Trek: What Are Little Girls Made Of (October 20, 1966)

The Lathe of Heaven (1980)

Gilligan's Planet (1982)

Meatballs and Spaghetti (1982)

Bay Coven (1987)

Star Trek: The Next Generation: "Q Who" (May 06, 1989)

Amityville: The Evil Escapes (1989)

Star Trek: The Next Generation: "The Best of Both Worlds" (June 16/ September 22, 1990)

Omen IV: The Awakening (1991)

Star Trek: The Next Generation: "I Borg" (May 11, 1992)

Star Trek: The Next Generation: "Descent" (June 21/ September 20, 1993)

The X-Files: "Ice" (November 5, 1993)

The Birds II: Land's End (1994)

The Simpsons: A Fish Called Selma (March 24, 1996)

The X-Files: "Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space'" (April 12, 1996)

Star Trek: Voyager: "Scorpion" (May 21 - September 03, 1997)

Millennium: "Jose Chung's 'Doomsday Defense'" (November 21, 1997)

Spawn Season Two (1998)

Farscape (1999 - 2003)

Frank Herbert's Dune Mini-Series (2000)

Jekyll & Hyde: The Musical (2001)

The Realm of Never: Moratorium (2001)

Star Trek: Enterprise "Regeneration" (05/07/03)

Angel Season Finale "Home" (05/07/03)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Series Finale "Chosen" (5/20/03) [Spoilers]

Twenty-Four "7 AM - 8 AM" {Season Finale} (5/20/03)

Star Trek: Enterprise "The Expanse" {Season Finale} (05/21/03)

Teen Titans: "Final Exam" (7/19/03)

And Starring Pancho Villa as Himself (2003)

Star Trek: Enterprise "The Xindi" {Season Premier} (09/10/03)

Smallville "Exile" {Season Premier} (10/01/03)

Angel "Conviction" {Season Premier} (10/01/03)

Angel "Just Rewards" (10/08/03)

Battlestar Galactica (12/8 - 9/2003) Part 1 & Part 2

Superbowl XXXVIII Halftime Show (2/1/04)

Wonder Falls (2004)

Angel "Power Play" (5/12/04)

Angel Series Finale "Not Fade Away" (05/19/04)

Smallville Season Finale: "Covenant" (05/19/04)

Twenty-Four "12 PM - 1 PM" {Season Finale} (5/25/04)

Star Trek: Enterprise "Countdown" (5/19/04)

Star Trek: Enterprise "Zero Hour" {Season Finale} (5/26/04)

Six Feet Under: "Falling Into Place" {Season Opener} (6/13/04)

Lost: Pilot (09/22/04)

Desperate Housewives: Pilot (10/03/2004)

Star Trek: Enterprise "Storm Front Part 1" {Season Opener} (10/8/04)

Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars Part One (2004)

Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars Part Two (2004)

Huff (Pilot Episode) (11/7/04)

House (Pilot Episode) (11/16/04)

ALIAS: Authorized Personnel Only, Parts 1 and 2 (01/05/05)

24 (Fourth) Season Premiere {first Half} (01/09/05)

24 (Fourth) Season Premiere{second Half} (01/10/05)

Battlestar Galactica: "33" and "Water" [Series Premiere(s)] (01/14/05)

Star Trek: Enterprise "Daedalus" (01/14/05)

American Dad (Pilot Episode) (02/06/05)

The Scooby Doo Valentine's Day Special (02/11/05)

The Office episode 1.01 "Pilot" (3/24/05)

Desperate Housewives: Season Finale: "One Wonderful Day" (5/22/05)

24 (4th) Season Finale (05/23/05)

Stargate SG-1: "Avalon" (07/15 - 22/05)

Battlestar Galactica: Scattered (07/15/05)

Battlestar Galactica: Valley of Darkness (07/22/05)

Battlestar Galactica: Fragged (07/29/05)

Lost: Man of Science, Man of Faith (09/21/05)

Stargate Atlantis: The Lost Boys (09/23/05)

Lost: Adrift (09/28/05)

Lost: "The Other 48 Days" (11/16/05)

Stargate Atlantis: The Hive (01/06/06)

24 (Fifth) Season Premiere {first Half} (01/15/06)

24 (Fifth) Season Premiere {second Half} (01/16/06)

Doctor Who: Rise of the Cybermen (05/13/06)

Doctor Who: The Age of Steel (05/20/06)

The Black Hole (June 10, 2006)

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles: "Pilot" and "Gnothi Seauton" (January 13, 2008 - January 14, 2008)

The Realm of Never: The Unidentified Craft (2009)

LOST: "The Incident" (05/13/09)

Larry & Burt's Gut Rot (2010)

LOST: "The End" (05/23/10)

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Music Reviews:

Number One by Pist-On (1997)

ATTAK by KMFDM (2002)

Meteora by Linkin Park (2003)

Meshuggah Live Nothing Tour (05/03/03)

Deftones by Deftones (2003)

Punk-O-Rama 8 (Epitaph Compilation CD) (2003)

St. Anger by Metallica (2003)

28 Days Later: The Soundtrack Album (2003)

Etta James (with Keb' Mo' and Ernie Andrews) Live (07/09/03)

Long Beach Blues Fest Day 1 (Neville Bros. Live) (8/30/03)

New Model Army Live 11/23/03

FeFe Dobson by FeFe Dobson (2003)

Foghat Live (02/06/04)

The Who: Then and Now (2004)

Peter Frampton Live (June 4, 2004)

Joan Jett and the Blackhearts Live (June 6, 2004)

The Long Beach Blues Festival Day 2 (Buddy Guy Live) (9/5/04)

Seven Mary Three (et al) LIVE (10/1/04)

Grand Funk Railroad Live (10/2/04)

Pixies Live (10/23/04)

The Neville Brothers Live (11/3/04)

Kansas Live (12/5/04)

Lullabies to Paralyze by Queens of the Stone Age (2005)

Pink Floyd: Laser Spectacular

The Long Beach Blues Festival Day 2 (The Black Crowes Live) (9/4/05)

Robyn Hitchcock Live (02/24/06)

311 Live (02/27/06)

The Sisters of Mercy Live (03/18/06)

Joe Satriani and Eric Johnson Live (05/03/06)

The Long Beach Blues Festival Day 1 (WAR Live) (9/2/06)

The Long Beach Blues Festival Day 2 (Joe Cocker Live) (9/3/06)

311 Live With the Wailers and Pepper (09/08/06)

Etta James Live (09/17/06)

Depeche Mode Touring the Angel: Live in Milan (09/25/2006)

Roger Waters The Dark Side of the Moon Live (10/08/2006)

Joan Jett and the Blackhearts Live (November 8, 2006)

The Damned Live (November 11, 2006)

Frank Black Live (November 19, 2006)

Jerry Lee Lewis Live (November 22, 2006)

Blues Traveler Live (July 07, 2007)

Pat Benatar and Neil Giraldo with Lennon LIVE! (July 13, 2007)

The Bangles LIVE! (June 17, 2008)

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Literary Reviews:

I Am Legend by Richard Matheson (1954)

The Talented Mr. Ripley by Patricia Highsmith (1955)

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess (1962)

Dune by Frank Herbert (1965)

Jaws by Peter Benchley (1974)

The Amityville Horror by Jay Anson (1977)

Falling Angel by William Hjortsberg (1978)

Red Dragon by Thomas Harris (1982)

Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card (1985)

American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis (1991)

Beast by Peter Benchley (1991)

White Shark (aka: Creature) by Peter Benchley (1994)

Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk (1996)

Road To Perdition by Max Allan Collins and Richard Piers Rayner (1998)

The Professor and the Madman by Simon Winchester (1998)

Typhoid Mary: An Urban Historical by Anthony Bourdain (2001)

Farscape: House of Cards by Keith R. A. DeCandido (2001)

The Scar by China Mieville (2002)

The Corrections By Jonathan Franzen (2002)

Give Our Regards to the Atomsmashers By Sean Howe (ed.) (2004)

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